A public service announcement re: Airachnid.

[brokendown]

Don't let her sweet talk you.  She may have a nice set of eight legs, but Airachnid lives only for #1.  She is disloyal, self-obsessed, power hungry, sadistic, evil, without empathy or morals ; and more importantly deadly.  If you're a bot or a con or especially a human, stay the scrap away from her.  Scrap she's done :

1. Betrayed Lord Megatron on multiple occasions
2. Betrayed the Autobots
3. Stolen energon and spare parts
4. Tortured mechs for the fun of it
5. Taken out an entire unit of Autobots on her own
6. Hunted entire species to extinction, causing planetary collapse
7. Stolen ships
8. I'm pretty sure she had something to do with the Barrun Far disaster
9. Disrespected her teammates and superior officers
10. Fostered mutiny
11. Dismembered and killed teammates

If you're thinking "Oh, but I can take care of her, and make a deal, and we can both come out on top." : NOPE.  No, she'll doublecross you before the deal's even done, and leave you under a junk heap missing your t-cog.  She also enjoys torturing squishies.  Also, she can drill through the ground so be careful.  I'm serious, don't help her, she'll just repay you by killing you and stealing all your stuff.

Comments

[not_halfbaked]

...Do you know if she's at any of the temples?

And I'm guessing she looks like a spider....

audio

[ex_dishonestly997]

...You are a really thorough mech. I'm impressed.

[noparachutes]

She drills, and took out a unit of Autobots on her own? Fascinating.

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Well well! She sounds like a winner all right.

I couldn't quite follow all of that, but I definitely got the "she's bad news so don't do anything dumb" message.

Gotta say! I don't think I've really seen you that angry, Breakdown.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? So what's your point? She's bad?

[He shrugs.] Who here isn't?

[Voice]

[vandalization]

Torturing "Squishes" huh?

Fuckin' marvelous.

[Video]

[patokichi]

Hmm. Thank you for letting everyone know. I'll be wary in the future. Would you be opposed to writing up a full report on this?

[raceme]

...a nice set of eight legs...?

So let me get this straight: You are angry at a Decepticon acting like a Decepticon because that time she betrayed and killed mechs from her own side instead of merely focusing her killer instincts on the Autobots forces.

She sounds like a charmer though. Can't blame you from disliking her. [He doesn't blame you but he doesn't trust you. Nor he trusts her.]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Your video is well-intentioned, Breakdown, because he's heard stories about Airachnid and her super creepy adventures in literal headhunting, but...]

You sure you should be the poster child for this, Brickhead? No offense but I think you've done about half those things.

[video]

[sword_redemption]

Who do we most need to protect from her?

[He frowns.] Sounds like you're saying we should let her have the run of the place.

[poemssometimesrhyme]

Ghastly.

Not altogether unfamiliar, however.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Ah, sounds like she's related to Starscream. Probably more competent judging by her resume. [ahem] Thanks for the warning, though. Eesh.

Video

[idle_time]

And knowing is half the battle!

Sounds like a wretched hive of scum and villainy all on her own.

[Video]

[perfavore]

...

She sounds...how do the humans say..."like a bitch."

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

I'm glad t'know that some of the 'Cons here are just as wretched as the ones I was stuck with last time...

[No wonder he decided to leave. Ridiculous.]

And she's a spider-lady on top of it. My favorite. I appreciate the heads-up, darlin'.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[Wow. That's a...that's a pretty big list there.]

O-Oh...

Spider robots. G-Got it. Thanks mister.

[Video]

[heavymetalgenkigirl]

LIKE I WOULD LISTEN TO YOU!

[There is no way she is going to sit down and take being told what to do from Breakdown of all people.]

And you are soooo much better then her I guess, right? Mr. Big, Bad Con is going to protect and save us all from the freaky spider lady, is that it?