re_alignment | A public service announcement re: Airachnid.

Don't let her sweet talk you. She may have a nice set of eight legs, but Airachnid lives only for #1. She is disloyal, self-obsessed, power hungry, sadistic, evil, without empathy or morals ; and more importantly deadly. If you're a bot or a con or especially a human, stay the scrap away from her. Scrap she's done :

1. Betrayed Lord Megatron on multiple occasions
2. Betrayed the Autobots
3. Stolen energon and spare parts
4. Tortured mechs for the fun of it
5. Taken out an entire unit of Autobots on her own
6. Hunted entire species to extinction, causing planetary collapse
7. Stolen ships
8. I'm pretty sure she had something to do with the Barrun Far disaster
9. Disrespected her teammates and superior officers
10. Fostered mutiny
11. Dismembered and killed teammates

If you're thinking "Oh, but I can take care of her, and make a deal, and we can both come out on top." : NOPE. No, she'll doublecross you before the deal's even done, and leave you under a junk heap missing your t-cog. She also enjoys torturing squishies. Also, she can drill through the ground so be careful. I'm serious, don't help her, she'll just repay you by killing you and stealing all your stuff.

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She sounds...how do the humans say..."like a bitch."

Spiderbitch, spiderbitch. Does whatever a spiderbitch does. Can she fly, can she drill? Yes to both, she's a bitch. Look out, here sneaks the spiderbitch.

And wow you got half your components on display. Did you lose some armour coming here?

[Those wings twitch up in both shock and awe. Someone certainly learned that word. Also those optics seem to narrow at his body compliment.]

I have no need for any more armor, if it is all the same, idiota.

Awww great, you speak Italian. Never learned that one. Man, this planet attracts mechs from all over, don't it? You must be a Brave Police from Italy! Heh, guess they make 'em different in the Boot Country. Have you heard from your teammates yet? There's Japanese and American Brave Police here.

[Breakdown easily wipes away the confusion of strange armour configuration and the use of human languages with the new type of mech he's learned about. The Japanese and American types look... VERY different from this Italian model though.]

[Those wings twitch in both confusion and irritation. What was this mech going on about? You can even sense his slightly shortening temper as he listens further and further to this.]

Perdone?

I am an Autobot.

[Yep,no idea what Perdone is. But Autobot was a word Breakdown knew.]

Oh. An Autobot. We probably shouldn't be talking. I'm Decepticon. Heads up about spiderlady anyway.

[Oh. Well that made things slightly awkward. Usually eye colour let people know. You're weird with your yellow eyes, Breakdown.]

I see. Then this conversation is over.

A public service announcement re: Airachnid.

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