A public service announcement re: Airachnid.

[brokendown]

Don't let her sweet talk you.  She may have a nice set of eight legs, but Airachnid lives only for #1.  She is disloyal, self-obsessed, power hungry, sadistic, evil, without empathy or morals ; and more importantly deadly.  If you're a bot or a con or especially a human, stay the scrap away from her.  Scrap she's done :

1. Betrayed Lord Megatron on multiple occasions
2. Betrayed the Autobots
3. Stolen energon and spare parts
4. Tortured mechs for the fun of it
5. Taken out an entire unit of Autobots on her own
6. Hunted entire species to extinction, causing planetary collapse
7. Stolen ships
8. I'm pretty sure she had something to do with the Barrun Far disaster
9. Disrespected her teammates and superior officers
10. Fostered mutiny
11. Dismembered and killed teammates

If you're thinking "Oh, but I can take care of her, and make a deal, and we can both come out on top." : NOPE.  No, she'll doublecross you before the deal's even done, and leave you under a junk heap missing your t-cog.  She also enjoys torturing squishies.  Also, she can drill through the ground so be careful.  I'm serious, don't help her, she'll just repay you by killing you and stealing all your stuff.

Comments

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Take it pretty loosely, Brickhead. I'd still tear your other eye out if given the chance.

Re: [Video]

[brokendown]

And I'd tear your head off, Wheeljerk. The way old friends do.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Whoa, take it slow, big guy.

That's more of a third date kind of thing.

Re: [Video]

[brokendown]

What, you don't wanna give me head? What about the whips n' chains back at the brig? I can do that to you intact. Trust me, I'm better at it than Starscream.

[[ooc help what is happening]]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Don't ya need Screamy's permission first? Isn't he the team Mom?

Besides, highly doubt you could pull it off.

[ooc: Do we need a hose for these two a;dklfja]

Re: [Video]

[brokendown]

Eww, no, let's leave our parents outta this. You know,like big daddy Optimus? Plus, you know I can pull anything off with enough force. Like plating.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Hey hey hey. Optimus ain't my anythin. I'm my own mech.


And don't think your doc would appreciate knowin' that. He get angry at the scratch marks after...

well...you know...

Clank Clank?

Re: [Video]

[brokendown]

Wait are you coming on to me?

I don't clank clank or vrrrrr or kzzzap or anything with anyone but KO. The only clang clang you'll be seeing is CLANG my fist CLANG your face.

Re: [Video]

[brokendown]

[[ooc: I am dropping, and Breakdown may miss Wheeljack most of all. I really had fun playing these two off each other. We can finish this convo off before I exit fully from the comm.
My AIM is obfuscobble . I'd totally be up for it if you wanted to private rp, because you and your wheeljack are aces. And it was great meeting you.]]