A public service announcement re: Airachnid.

[brokendown]

Don't let her sweet talk you.  She may have a nice set of eight legs, but Airachnid lives only for #1.  She is disloyal, self-obsessed, power hungry, sadistic, evil, without empathy or morals ; and more importantly deadly.  If you're a bot or a con or especially a human, stay the scrap away from her.  Scrap she's done :

1. Betrayed Lord Megatron on multiple occasions
2. Betrayed the Autobots
3. Stolen energon and spare parts
4. Tortured mechs for the fun of it
5. Taken out an entire unit of Autobots on her own
6. Hunted entire species to extinction, causing planetary collapse
7. Stolen ships
8. I'm pretty sure she had something to do with the Barrun Far disaster
9. Disrespected her teammates and superior officers
10. Fostered mutiny
11. Dismembered and killed teammates

If you're thinking "Oh, but I can take care of her, and make a deal, and we can both come out on top." : NOPE.  No, she'll doublecross you before the deal's even done, and leave you under a junk heap missing your t-cog.  She also enjoys torturing squishies.  Also, she can drill through the ground so be careful.  I'm serious, don't help her, she'll just repay you by killing you and stealing all your stuff.

Comments

[brokendown]

Commander, I'm just... kinda glad to see you. You are Second in Command of the Decepticons, after all. We've all been looking for you. Some new meat called Dreadwing's had to take your job since you've been gone. Pff, like he could do the job. He's so busy trying to get revenge for his brother, I doubt he'd rescue me from MECH.

[Maximum thinkitude revealed that Starscream liked thinking he was the best and most wanted. And prettiest, but BD wasn't about to hit on Starscream.]

Megatron needs you. Me and KO need you. Me and Knock Out are at the temple of Solus with plenty of Energon. We're making the best of it without Lord Megatron here... I guess... I guess that makes you Lord.

[And to be completely fair, Knockout was comm-talking to Breakdown this entire time helping feed him lines. Lines that got interpreted in the Breakdown manner.]