[Video | Megatronus' temple]

[packingapunch]

Hello! If you're seeing this, I'm maybe dead. Maybe assimilated. Maybe zombie-assimilated. Like a zomborg.

[The little girl is holding a a camera phone at an odd angle that might have been called the MySpace angle some time before her time. She's staring straight into the camera that is just a little too close and there's some dramatic lighting coming from below her face like she's holding a flashlight under her chin. Which she is. On her head is the most ridiculous hat that looks like a googly-eyed Rocket Raccoon with a tail sticking off the back.]

I've been abducted by alien robots! They're trying to make me into human stew to power their evil oppression machines!

[Someone has obviously seen too many horror movies or something. She's going all Blair Witch with this, though that's too old for her too, so maybe it's Cloverfield of Chronicle. Either way.]

I need a rescue, and fast. Call the Avengers or the X-Men or the Fantastic Four! Or whatever they're calling themselves today... But save me! The future of the planet Earth depends on it!

[She shakes the camera and turns off the light, leaving the screen black for a moment with some hard breathing before it shuts off. Obviously she doesn't realize this was broadcasting live.]

Comments

[packingapunch]

[You just may learn the hard way if you're not careful.]

It's super impressive. One time I punched Wolverine through a church and then this other time I had to punch through a bunch of rock to get us out of a cave and stuff like that.

[originaldragoon]

[Good thing she is finding this kid amusing, and not being her usual grumpy self towards her. Rose gives a slight smile.]

It sounds like you have had some adventures. I may have to see this super strength of yours one day.

[packingapunch]

Sure. If you ever need something lifted or whatever give me a call.

[originaldragoon]

I shall keep that in mind. [She thinks she's just playing along with a child's game.]

I am called Rose, by the way.

[packingapunch]

I'm Princess Powerful. Nice to meet you.

[She's playing nice because you're playing nice, but if Rose decided to be a jerk she'd go straight to adult status.]

[originaldragoon]

[That name gets another smile out of her.]

It is good to meet you as well, Princess Powerful.

[packingapunch]

[Yeah, well Molly doesn't believe your name is really "Rose" either, because who has parents stupid enough to name them after a flower?]

What's it like here? I'm not really scared, I just wanted to leave a legacy.

[originaldragoon]

[Hey, Rose is a fairly common name at least.]

Life here is not easy since this world is still in its infancy. Even harder for those of us who are made of flesh and blood, this this place is meant for robotic life forms.

Supplies, like food and such, do arrive here through that anomaly in the sky and land in the Junk Pile found in the center of Haven, so at least things are manageable. If you don't feel like salvaging through the Pile, you could always go to the Rec Center, where there is a pantry and you can get a good meal. There are also beds there for use if you do not feel like going back to the temple where you were given a room.

[packingapunch]

Wreck center? Sounds like my kind of place! Is it like a training room? Does this place have its own Danger Room? That'd be super cool.

[originaldragoon]

"Danger room?" I think you may be confusing the Rec center for something else. It is really just a gathering place and place to get supplies. I have not seen any room specifically targeted for training.