[Video | Megatronus' temple]

[packingapunch]

Hello! If you're seeing this, I'm maybe dead. Maybe assimilated. Maybe zombie-assimilated. Like a zomborg.

[The little girl is holding a a camera phone at an odd angle that might have been called the MySpace angle some time before her time. She's staring straight into the camera that is just a little too close and there's some dramatic lighting coming from below her face like she's holding a flashlight under her chin. Which she is. On her head is the most ridiculous hat that looks like a googly-eyed Rocket Raccoon with a tail sticking off the back.]

I've been abducted by alien robots! They're trying to make me into human stew to power their evil oppression machines!

[Someone has obviously seen too many horror movies or something. She's going all Blair Witch with this, though that's too old for her too, so maybe it's Cloverfield of Chronicle. Either way.]

I need a rescue, and fast. Call the Avengers or the X-Men or the Fantastic Four! Or whatever they're calling themselves today... But save me! The future of the planet Earth depends on it!

[She shakes the camera and turns off the light, leaving the screen black for a moment with some hard breathing before it shuts off. Obviously she doesn't realize this was broadcasting live.]

Comments

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Please, you'd call Reed Richards? If anyone you should call Batman. Or the Ghostbusters.

[Video]

[packingapunch]

Psh, Batman and the Ghostbusters aren't real. And I don't want Mr Fantastic, I want the rest of his team. Johnny Storm is totes hot.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah but they're pretty much useless! I mean, what, will Johnny Storm heat up the barbeque while the Thing becomes the coal?

[Video]

[brattery]

...Human stew.

You're serious.

[Because really? Really?]

[Video]

[packingapunch]

Totally. I know some robots. Why are you watching my video? I'm not dead yet.

[Video]

[brattery]

It's a live message. This is a communicator, not a VCR.

[He gazes at her, and smirks.]

But hey. If you're worried about them eating you, I could try to reason with 'em for you.

[headgames]

[Grunt.]

Rather step on you than eat you. Quit your whining, kid.

[Model citizen here, ladies and gentlemen.]

[packingapunch]

[Behold a silenced Molly. She's staring at Slag like he's something amazing and never before seen, and slowly a grin spreads on her face and catches like wildfire.]

Are you my soul dinosaur?! I've been waiting for freaking ever for you to show up!

[Of course her dinosaur would be metal and cooler than Gert's. She was Princess Powerful.]

[headgames]

Soul dinosaur?

[The scrap are you talking about?]

Frag no.

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

... [Well, that's a thing. Elita tilts her helm thoughtfully before answering. Whether she needs to pause to pare down the incredulity to less obvious levels, or not snort or something, she can't decide.]

We don't use organics, either as ingredients to make fuel for what machinery is available around here or to eat. Energon is completely non-organic.

[She waves a hand.]

And the majority of us are as kidnapped as you are.

[Video]

[packingapunch]

You jerks kidnap your own kind? That's stupid. We should be friends, since we both obvs like the color pink. I'm Princess Powerful.

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

[She smiles despite herself, shaking her helm.] Well, besides the fact that I didn't choose to be pink, if you want to I don't see why not.

[Or rather, someone she needs to look after.]

Nice to meet you. I'm Elita One. And really, the only thing that has 'kidnapped' us is the time-space anomaly in the sky. The Primes whose temples we're in would probably prefer we not be here.

[Another dry smile.]

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

[Oh someone is glaring daggers because of that hat. If looks could kill, Molly would be so dead right now.]

What. The. Fark. Is on your head.

[Let's just ignore the fact that the little girl is new in these parts. He's more concerned about that hat.]

[Video]

[packingapunch]

It's called a hat, duh! Are you possessed? Are you real? You need a priest so you can be human again. I'm sorry you're stuck as a raccoon.

Re: [Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

.....Farkin' hell you are annoying.

[Video]

[originaldragoon]

Calm down, the robotic life forms here are not turning anyone into a stew.

[Video]

[packingapunch]

You're pretty. Are you a robot too? Or just from LA?

[raceme]

We don't use humans _{to power anything, that} wouldn't be polite or very u-se-ful.

[Have a blur robot that speaks at the speed of light.]

[packingapunch]

... Quicksilver? Is that you?

[Video]

[dirge]

Human stew? That sounds lovely~

[packingapunch]

Try it and I'll pound you into armor, robutt!

[video]

[adamndoctor]

Hey, kid, calm down. You're okay. You've just... Have you not spoken with an acolyte? They're drones in robes. They will tell you why you've been transported here and show you to your quarters.

Let me help you out. I'm Leonard McCoy, but you can call me Leonard. I'm a doctor. You've been transported to an alternate dimension on an alien world inhabited mostly by robots, but there are other people here - humans like myself - who are stranded on this rock. You've been aligned with one of the guys running this place as evident by the glyph on your arm.

If you show me your glyph, I can tell you where to go, and we can meet up. Or provide me your coordinates and I'll come by as soon as possible. Just... don't panic.

[Video]

[packingapunch]

Yeah, I talked to the KKK robot. A doctor named McCoy? Are you like Beast? Are you related? Can you turn into a furry monkey-kitty too? Do your feet work like hands? Are you super smart? What kind of doctor are you? My parents were doctors. Were...

[Mentioning her parents takes her down a notch.]

I'm in this big temple that belongs to Megasaurus or something.

[Video]

[imnotyours]

...You're weird.

Lyra! Be nice!

[Yes, Molly, that was a small bird on her shoulder talking.]

[Video]

[sariexmachina]

'Evil oppression machines'? 'Human stew?'

[Sari laughs, rolling her eyes.]

Wow, you've talking about the wrong giant robots!