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[uknowuwantmebaby]

(Crow T Robot was a busy bot these days: doing PR stuff for Tarn (sleeping on the job), making fun of newbies, and getting inducted into the ranks of the Decepticons. You could say the things that happened to Crow in the past few days were horrifying, demoralizing, even disgusting. But you aren't Crow, so shut up. What Crow says goes as he shows off the new Decepticon symbol on his chest.)

Hey guys, check it out! Guess that means I'm an official cop now! I mean sure, it hurt a lot and I kinda glossed over half of what they said, but hey, I'm just glad to be given authority over all you people.

And it's all thanks to my friend/substitute father figure Tarn! That is why I've written a small rap in honor of him.

(In a few seconds Crow starts beatboxing with his mouth, a lame attempt at it, anyway.)

Yo! Unh! Crow represent!
Lemme tell you a story of the hood
My pal Darn he's so darn good
He's the guy with the voice
You....you got no other...choice! (Yeah)
He's the man with the plan
He's not from Iran
So if you wanna be hooked up
Be a cop like me, just look up
My buddy Tarn
Don't.............uh, harm!

Word.

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[songofmypeople]

Word indeed. And what words they were. [He sounds like he's about to laugh... out of fondness.]

[Even though he's not 100% on what he just heard.
He thinks it might have been an attempt at poetry.
Garbage poetry.
But poetry all the same.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

All for you Tarn, old pal.

So need anymore PR-ing? Cause I want to do something like that Lyndon B Johnson commercial but instead of a nuclear bomb we could do something like...litering.

[songofmypeople]

The sentiment is appreciated.

I leave the DJD's public image entirely in your hands.

[It's the comedy that just keeps on giving.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Whatever you want, Tarn, baby. Listen, I can get some guys to put up a billboard with DJD in big flashing lights!

It's the big time! Top of the world, ma!

[songofmypeople]

Purple would be an appropriate colour -- for the lights. But why stop there?

Our cause is a glorious one, and does that glory not deserve we go the extra mile?

[raceme]

Tarn is not part of the Police. [And never will be. Ever. Not if Blurr has anything to say about it.]Or a cop for what matters.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Suuuure, you squares just can't handle loose canons like us.

I've seen enough Dirty Harry movies to know where this is going.

[raceme]

We can. We call them the Wreckers.

Uhm...I didn't. [What is that pop culture you speak of?] But that' snot the point, do you know what the Decepticon symbol means?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well I'm a Wrecker too. You can call me...Wreck-It-Cop.

Yeah, it's a gimmick to sell toys.

[headgames]

'Cons are cops now? Well this place has gone to Pit.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Trust me, this place went to hell looong before I got here.

So how's being extinct working out for you?

[headgames]

You come over here and I'll show you.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

No thanks, maybe you should see Ted Nugent.

I hear he's always looking for some more decorative horns.

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[notyourblueangel]

. . . Pit.

[Okay, all that mental vacillating over whether or not to renounce his /own/ brand? This isn't helping.]

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Ah, we doing word association now?

...sweat.

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[notyourblueangel]

. . . what?

[TC, you're not helping...]

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

--goes around comes around!

Now you try! Beets!

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Your trust in Tarn is severely misguided, I'm afraid. Do you... know anything about him? At all?

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

I know he has a fabulous voice and a pet from hell.

What's not to like?

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

The fact that he actively hunts down, tortures, and kills Decepticon traitors, and is a sociopath might be a few reasons to dislike him.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

....oh.

Well...wouldn't leaving him kinda I dunno, set the sociopath robot against me? Kinda in a bind, Plug Head.

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[rednotbluethx]

...

That sucked.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

You'd know all about that.

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[rednotbluethx]

What're you tryin' t'say, ugly?

You wanna fight!?

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh no, I wouldn't wanna damage your delicate sensibilities.