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[uknowuwantmebaby]

(Crow T Robot was a busy bot these days: doing PR stuff for Tarn (sleeping on the job), making fun of newbies, and getting inducted into the ranks of the Decepticons. You could say the things that happened to Crow in the past few days were horrifying, demoralizing, even disgusting. But you aren't Crow, so shut up. What Crow says goes as he shows off the new Decepticon symbol on his chest.)

Hey guys, check it out! Guess that means I'm an official cop now! I mean sure, it hurt a lot and I kinda glossed over half of what they said, but hey, I'm just glad to be given authority over all you people.

And it's all thanks to my friend/substitute father figure Tarn! That is why I've written a small rap in honor of him.

(In a few seconds Crow starts beatboxing with his mouth, a lame attempt at it, anyway.)

Yo! Unh! Crow represent!
Lemme tell you a story of the hood
My pal Darn he's so darn good
He's the guy with the voice
You....you got no other...choice! (Yeah)
He's the man with the plan
He's not from Iran
So if you wanna be hooked up
Be a cop like me, just look up
My buddy Tarn
Don't.............uh, harm!

Word.

Comments

[raceme]

Is that another word for liar?

That's because we are trying to keep things peaceful here.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Lying's such a subjective word.

Well you're doing a great job there, Lone Ranger.

[raceme]

No is not. Is the opposite of telling the truth.

Thank you. [The sarcasm is strong in this one too.] Imstartingtoudnerstandwhyareyouadecepticon.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Uh huuuuh.

And I'mwonderingwhyyou'remushingyourwordstogetherwhatisthisthefourties?!

[raceme]

ISTHEWAYITALKYOUJERK! [It gets worse when gets nervous, angry or scared.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

It'sthewayHumphreyBogarttalks,heyyouwannatalktohim?

[raceme]

Who's HumphreyBogar?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

BogarT.

Only one of the detective greats. Come on, you guys must have seen ONE movie.

[raceme]

Detectives are cool I like those. So he's an actor. A human one? Or from your planet.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

No, he's a golden robot just like me--OF COURSE HE'S HUMAN.

[raceme]

I fail to see why he couldn't be a golden robot too.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Because I've seen his face? Don't make this into a robot racism thing, Asimov.

[raceme]

And how I was supposed to know that? You are the one who's being a speciesist, not me.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Maybe if you watched Earth movies, you'd know. Now calm down, robot Louis Farrakhan. We're all robros, aren't we?

[raceme]

I watched Earth movies but that mans was not in them. I don't know who's Louis Farrakhan, your insults are wasted here.


...robros. Sure.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

More like your servos are wasted here.

Romigos?

[raceme]

What do my hands have to do with all this? [Seriously you make zero sense.[]

Sureweare. The best pals.