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[uknowuwantmebaby]

(Crow T Robot was a busy bot these days: doing PR stuff for Tarn (sleeping on the job), making fun of newbies, and getting inducted into the ranks of the Decepticons. You could say the things that happened to Crow in the past few days were horrifying, demoralizing, even disgusting. But you aren't Crow, so shut up. What Crow says goes as he shows off the new Decepticon symbol on his chest.)

Hey guys, check it out! Guess that means I'm an official cop now! I mean sure, it hurt a lot and I kinda glossed over half of what they said, but hey, I'm just glad to be given authority over all you people.

And it's all thanks to my friend/substitute father figure Tarn! That is why I've written a small rap in honor of him.

(In a few seconds Crow starts beatboxing with his mouth, a lame attempt at it, anyway.)

Yo! Unh! Crow represent!
Lemme tell you a story of the hood
My pal Darn he's so darn good
He's the guy with the voice
You....you got no other...choice! (Yeah)
He's the man with the plan
He's not from Iran
So if you wanna be hooked up
Be a cop like me, just look up
My buddy Tarn
Don't.............uh, harm!

Word.

Comments

[headgames]

'Cons are cops now? Well this place has gone to Pit.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Trust me, this place went to hell looong before I got here.

So how's being extinct working out for you?

[headgames]

You come over here and I'll show you.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

No thanks, maybe you should see Ted Nugent.

I hear he's always looking for some more decorative horns.

[headgames]

[Grunts. Yeah sure, he'll get right on that.]

Have fun getting scrapped.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were picking on me for my choice of tattoo.

If that isn't discrimination, I don't know what is.

[headgames]

I'd punch you no matter the brand you wear.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I don't mean to nitpick, but you don't have hands.

[headgames]

Last I checked, I did.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Maybe you should check it twice, Santa Horns.

[headgames]

And you should pay more attention to where you are.

[Because see when he transforms he has hands. And most of those on this planet can transform.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...oh.

Well that's impressive, but that still doesn't erase sixty five million years of history.

[headgames]

I look like I care about some extinct reptiles?

[Spoilers, he doesn't.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You look like a guy who gets angry over little things.