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[uknowuwantmebaby]

(Crow T Robot was a busy bot these days: doing PR stuff for Tarn (sleeping on the job), making fun of newbies, and getting inducted into the ranks of the Decepticons. You could say the things that happened to Crow in the past few days were horrifying, demoralizing, even disgusting. But you aren't Crow, so shut up. What Crow says goes as he shows off the new Decepticon symbol on his chest.)

Hey guys, check it out! Guess that means I'm an official cop now! I mean sure, it hurt a lot and I kinda glossed over half of what they said, but hey, I'm just glad to be given authority over all you people.

And it's all thanks to my friend/substitute father figure Tarn! That is why I've written a small rap in honor of him.

(In a few seconds Crow starts beatboxing with his mouth, a lame attempt at it, anyway.)

Yo! Unh! Crow represent!
Lemme tell you a story of the hood
My pal Darn he's so darn good
He's the guy with the voice
You....you got no other...choice! (Yeah)
He's the man with the plan
He's not from Iran
So if you wanna be hooked up
Be a cop like me, just look up
My buddy Tarn
Don't.............uh, harm!

Word.

Comments

[songofmypeople]

Word indeed. And what words they were. [He sounds like he's about to laugh... out of fondness.]

[Even though he's not 100% on what he just heard.
He thinks it might have been an attempt at poetry.
Garbage poetry.
But poetry all the same.]

[raceme]

Tarn is not part of the Police. [And never will be. Ever. Not if Blurr has anything to say about it.]Or a cop for what matters.

[headgames]

'Cons are cops now? Well this place has gone to Pit.

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[notyourblueangel]

. . . Pit.

[Okay, all that mental vacillating over whether or not to renounce his /own/ brand? This isn't helping.]

[audio/locked]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Your trust in Tarn is severely misguided, I'm afraid. Do you... know anything about him? At all?

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[rednotbluethx]

...

That sucked.