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(Crow T Robot was a busy bot these days: doing PR stuff for Tarn (sleeping on the job), making fun of newbies, and getting inducted into the ranks of the Decepticons. You could say the things that happened to Crow in the past few days were horrifying, demoralizing, even disgusting. But you aren't Crow, so shut up. What Crow says goes as he shows off the new Decepticon symbol on his chest.)

Hey guys, check it out! Guess that means I'm an official cop now! I mean sure, it hurt a lot and I kinda glossed over half of what they said, but hey, I'm just glad to be given authority over all you people.

And it's all thanks to my friend/substitute father figure Tarn! That is why I've written a small rap in honor of him.

(In a few seconds Crow starts beatboxing with his mouth, a lame attempt at it, anyway.)

Yo! Unh! Crow represent!
Lemme tell you a story of the hood
My pal Darn he's so darn good
He's the guy with the voice
You....you got no other...choice! (Yeah)
He's the man with the plan
He's not from Iran
So if you wanna be hooked up
Be a cop like me, just look up
My buddy Tarn
Don't.............uh, harm!

Word.

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Your trust in Tarn is severely misguided, I'm afraid. Do you... know anything about him? At all?

I know he has a fabulous voice and a pet from hell.

What's not to like?

The fact that he actively hunts down, tortures, and kills Decepticon traitors, and is a sociopath might be a few reasons to dislike him.

....oh.

Well...wouldn't leaving him kinda I dunno, set the sociopath robot against me? Kinda in a bind, Plug Head.

I would say with no offensive intention, that you would not be important or significant enough to warrant getting on his bad side or invoking his wrath, but... If he is as loyal to the Decepticons as I hear, and if he took the time and effort to initiate both you and Four, then my only recommendation is to avoid him as much as possible. And if he asks or orders you to do something, speak to your Firstforged. They will probably protect you.

[NOT HELPING]

[THAT DOESN'T SOUND GREAT AT ALL.]

We could do that...or I could be a double agent! Yeah!

You could try, but I don't think it'd work. And if or when Tarn figures you out, rather early on or somewhere far down the line, you... Well, again, I just highly recommend speaking with your Firstforged or avoiding Tarn all together. Though that may... be hard now...

[GOD ART YOU'RE SCREWED]

...

YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST. I'M DEAD--DEAD--DEAD!

I did not force you into anything. And I'm sure no one else did, either. Unfortunately, this is one Hell of a mess you'll have to untangle yourself from.

Well I'm not exactly the best at metaphorical knitting if you know what I mean.

Then I recommend taking action now before you ended up entombing yourself.

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