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[Video + Text | Backdated to Saturday morning, like a boss]
[Behold: a small antelope, bearing a none-too-impressive pair of spikes on its head. It stamps the ground, and lets out a high-pitched whistle. He couldn't at least have been changed into something with thumbs?
It's probably just what Cliffjumper deserves for doubting his humanized friends.
Unfortunately for Cliffjumper, his Link Device has not resized itself to match his new handless form so he's stuck poking at it with his face, one key at a time. There's a closeup of his fuzzy new snout as he works away at the slow, delicate task of typing out a message with his nose.]
what am i. what do i eat.
how am i supposed to get anything done like thid
[The difficulty of trying to type without fingers finally gets to him. He lets out another, angrier whistle, and he shouts at the device:]
You little scrap-eating piece of-!
[The animal pauses, ears waggling around like a satellite trying to get a signal lock. That was his voice. His real voice!]
I can still talk?
[Go figure. The Lambda left him his most valuable trait: the ability to annoy the scrap out of people just by refusing to shut up.]
It's probably just what Cliffjumper deserves for doubting his humanized friends.
Unfortunately for Cliffjumper, his Link Device has not resized itself to match his new handless form so he's stuck poking at it with his face, one key at a time. There's a closeup of his fuzzy new snout as he works away at the slow, delicate task of typing out a message with his nose.]
what am i. what do i eat.
how am i supposed to get anything done like thid
[The difficulty of trying to type without fingers finally gets to him. He lets out another, angrier whistle, and he shouts at the device:]
You little scrap-eating piece of-!
[The animal pauses, ears waggling around like a satellite trying to get a signal lock. That was his voice. His real voice!]
I can still talk?
[Go figure. The Lambda left him his most valuable trait: the ability to annoy the scrap out of people just by refusing to shut up.]