Oh this can’t be happenni…

[CLANK!]

Ah. Frag. I think I hit the ceiling. Bulk, sorry..ah, could you not move like that? We could try to shift positions or... [There’s a screeching sound, similar to fingernails on chalkboard.Or the tip of a headspike scrapping against a ceiling, pick your choice. Blurr’s yelps and curses under this breath.] AahhhhnononoNotdoingthatagain..ouchouchmyspikeouchprimusthathurt.…

Of all the fraggin' times for this ta happen. Lucky I can move at all. Told ya this wasn't a good idea.

[It's not too long before there's a crash too, and the sounds of what sound like supplies and shelves hitting the floor.]

...my bad. [There's ominous creaking sounds too. That poor supply room just wasn't made for this.] Blurr, yer smaller than me, think you can ta get out?

Not your fault. We will have to fix it later and apologize to the humans for the..eh..mess. Maybe if I put my legs around your waist again, I think I’m flexible enough to do that.

[Do you want know what happens when human sized people are in a human sized room, like those near the pantry, and then they turn back to their regular tall robot forms? They get stuck. Not like Blurr was all that tall or big, but Bulkhead is definitely  bigger than him.]

Now that our most recent issue has been resolved...

[Cue Megatronus' familiar murderous expression, also known as his Mondays face.]

Frenzy.

I will give you a choice. You will present yourself to the police force, or you will present yourself to me. These are your only options. If you choose to take a third route, I will make you regret your very existence.

Don't test my patience, either. You have one day.

[You know what you - allegedly - did, little cassette. You're not off the hook just yet. The only question is who you'd rather face the consequences from: your Firstforged, or the police?]

As for the rest of my Marked – I will be in the central temple for the next few days. If you have needs, let them be known now.

( [Locked to the Police Force] )

 [So...everyone was turning back to normal. Everyone WAS normal now, just as Liege had told them. And...well let's just say, not everyone is too happy about it. In fact, Kay is pretty angry. You'd think someone who'd enjoyed her time with Kagerou would be thankful that she could have that sort of time, but...well, Kay's still a teenager, and teenagers get upset over the stupidest little things.  The feed clicks on to show her in her room, sitting on top of Stumpy (Kagerou's acolyte)'s head, pouting up a storm.]

Okay.

[She takes a moment to fume.]

How is it....that EVERYONE got to change....

EXCEPT. ME.

I mean come on! I've been waiting for this for FOREVER. I wanted to be a robot! I could fly if I wanted! I'd have a paint job! I would be bigger and stronger and faster and--UGH!!

[Her arms fold across her chest as she leans back, and despite everything, she still manages to pull off the cute pout face.]

It's NOT FAIR!! I'm sick of being so small and powerless! I didn't even get to try and be a robot! Not even for a week!  And then GOD SHEEP comes and says he's going to fix everything and I could have had my chance! Just--

[Take a breather, Kay.]

When's it my turn?