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[4_toteachus]

If my calculations are correct (which they are), then today is my birthday!

Or creation day. However you wish to put it!

I'm 7 now! I believe I was 5 when I got here.

(My name is still 4 though, hee)

What do you do to celebrate your birthday? Do you do anything special? Do Cybertronians even celebrate the date of their creation? Oh, do you think an organic can make me some cake? I can't eat it, but I'd sure like to see one! I hear that "chocolate" is favoured amongst humankind!

:D

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[whatbedsidemanners]

I have a proposal to the Law Committee and my fellow medics.

[Pleasantries are for people who are not her, she decides to get right down to business.]

There are a significant number of citizens within the Haven, and our population is slowly growing. I think it's time to set up some form of health care, in order to insure that everyone is in peak physical condition. To start with, I suggest we have mandatory monthly check-ups for all species. These check-ups will not be invasive nor will they take very long.

[This will also force those who think they're too tough for medical care to have to submit to her medical care. She'll keep you all healthy whether you like it or not.]

If anyone has any comments or suggestions, now is a good time to bring them up.

[Locked to Starscream]

Speaking of which, "Skyfire", I'd like to do a check-up on your wing.

[That's not a request.]

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

All right, I know others have had this happen . . . so . . .

[He steps back and shifts a bit to make sure his shoulder is visible to the camera.  The black outline hasn't changed thankfully, at least in his opinion but the magenta Glyph itself has increased by a good third.]

It's bigger.  Did that mean anything for anyone else?

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[thermosomatic]

[The video starts as a black screen, as something seems to be stepping on the communicator. Voices can be heard; two sound like a mix of confusion and amusement, and the third one is clearly not all that happy.]

It's your fault, honestly. You should watch where you walk if people are testing long range weapons. [The image clears, and Knock Out can be seen putting a knee down on the ground and reaching out to hold what it seems to be... a head. Sentinel’s head, to be exact.] That said, I don’t think this is medically possible.

[There's a quiet, musing hum of thought before a very recognizable, heavily-accented voice comes from off-screen, very clearly belonging to Blitzwing:]

I take it zhese kind of zhings aren't commonplace where you're from? Curious. Cybertronians from our universe haff a tendency to survive far more severe dismemberment than zhis.

[There's a whirring sound, and Blitzwing finally comes on camera, Random grinning down at Sentinel's head.]

Eizha way, it doesn't seem like you haff much of a leg to stand on! Ahahah!

What do you mean "medically possible"?! I don't give a FRAG, how about you two morons get me back to my body and we can... forget this entire thing. I won't even file a complaint to the Police Force about your horrendous misuse of live weaponry.

Or... however it works around here.

[Yeah, that's Sentinel's disembodied head. Luckily (or, perhaps not so) bots from his universe can survive a decapitation, and seeing as the damage his body took from the weapons Knock Out and Blitzwing were 'testing' wasn't enough to take out his spark, they both now have a very angry and humiliated bot - or, well. Part of one - to deal with.]