[Video/Audio]

[thermosomatic]

[The video starts as a black screen, as something seems to be stepping on the communicator. Voices can be heard; two sound like a mix of confusion and amusement, and the third one is clearly not all that happy.]

It's your fault, honestly. You should watch where you walk if people are testing long range weapons. [The image clears, and Knock Out can be seen putting a knee down on the ground and reaching out to hold what it seems to be... a head. Sentinel’s head, to be exact.] That said, I don’t think this is medically possible.

[There's a quiet, musing hum of thought before a very recognizable, heavily-accented voice comes from off-screen, very clearly belonging to Blitzwing:]

I take it zhese kind of zhings aren't commonplace where you're from? Curious. Cybertronians from our universe haff a tendency to survive far more severe dismemberment than zhis.

[There's a whirring sound, and Blitzwing finally comes on camera, Random grinning down at Sentinel's head.]

Eizha way, it doesn't seem like you haff much of a leg to stand on! Ahahah!

What do you mean "medically possible"?! I don't give a FRAG, how about you two morons get me back to my body and we can... forget this entire thing. I won't even file a complaint to the Police Force about your horrendous misuse of live weaponry.

Or... however it works around here.

[Yeah, that's Sentinel's disembodied head. Luckily (or, perhaps not so) bots from his universe can survive a decapitation, and seeing as the damage his body took from the weapons Knock Out and Blitzwing were 'testing' wasn't enough to take out his spark, they both now have a very angry and humiliated bot - or, well. Part of one - to deal with.]

Comments

[Video]

[treacherous_widow]

[Congratulations. There's a snickering widow getting more amusement out of this then she should be. It's been a while since she's seen a bot shot to pieces and even longer for her being the responsible party for it.]

Looks like someone lost their head during a test.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

[And it happened by accident. A really amusing accident, at that.]

That's what he gets for being ahead of us in the field. [Knock out, no, don't start with the bad puns.]

[Action]

[deadlydoctor]

[Yep, knock Out's sure still holding sentinel's talking head and he wants to flip it upside down to see if he can have a look at the insides.]

It's fascinating. Can you feel your legs? [Knock Out grins at Sentinel and then looks up at Blitzwing.] You made it sound like you are indestructible. Where I come from if you lose your head you are fragged.

Re: [Action]

[primest]

No, because if I could feel or have any control over my limbs I would make sure to be throttling you.

Really? What a shame it wasn't you wandering around and then getting blown up for no fragging reason.

[Oh my god he's so mad, KO will undoubtedly have a lot of fun with this.]

[Video]

[whatbedsidemanners]

...Sentinel Prime?

[Wow, she had absolutely no idea that he was here.]

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

The one and only.

Well now there's two part of him.

Re: [Video]

[primest]

[Very clearly through gritted teeth and dripping with sarcasm. He is very pissed off.]

Oh, great.

Yes, yes, whatever. You can probably guess that my body needs fixing. Can you like... do that?

[He grumbles something about not wanting Knock Out anywhere near his internals and cuts the link. You've got your job now get to it, love!]

[Video]

[dontasktrix]

So, you two actually managed to take out a 'Bot? Sorta.

[Hey, it's more that Starscream manages on most days, so good job, bots she vaguely remembers meeting upon separate occasions.]

It's not a completely bad job.

[audio] zer0: creeper

[zer0thassassin]

He is still talking...
I wonder how much it'd take
To kill that build type.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Without trying, even. Imagine if we were doing a real effort. [Does he know you lady? You don't look familiar.]

Why, thanks you miss.

1/2

[primest]

Why would you even-

2/2

[primest]

...

[Video]

[thermosomatic]

[whirr~]

Mm. I can definitely say zhat I've done better.

video;

[namesnotprowl]

Well that's no way to get ahead in life.

[Just. So much snickering.]

Then again, maybe it is.

video;

[deadlydoctor]

No, not really. You could say that he lose his way.

[Knock Out's grinning as well. So much puns.]

Did you know this could happen.

[Video]

[thermosomatic]

Aha! All zhese head puns! Zhis place really knows zhe way into my spark~.

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

[Snickering. SO. MUCH. SNICKERING.]

I'd say congratulations for cutting a pompous aft down to size . . . but that's going just a bit far, wouldn't you say?

[Not that he's actually bothered by this.]

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

[Everyone seems to be having so much fun.]

Oh, it was an really unfortunate incident. Albeit a quite amusing one.

Re: [Video]

[primest]

[OH GOD WHY WAS THIS PUBLIC THIS COMMUNICATION DEVICE IS TERRIBLE]

Yeah, because letting these two near live weaponry is funny. Ha ha.

... And I'm not pompous.

[He sniffs indignantly and would cross his arms at you if he had control over them.]

[text] i'm so sorry i play a huge troll. also zer0 is making notes on durability but you knew that.

[zer0thassassin]

LOL

[text] Blitzwing and Knock Out are huge trolls too, you know

[deadlydoctor]

Finally someone that can express the feeling of this moment properly.

[Video]

[originaldragoon]

What in Soa's name.... [Yeah, this is even a strange sight to her.]

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

I honestly have no idea. [But he seems so amused.]

[Video]

[im_wavin]

[Here's Ravage. Here's Ravage trying very hard to be a good kitty and not laugh. He's no succeeding very well.]

LOL!

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Enjoying yourself, kitty?

[raceme]

S-sentinel? Are you okay?

[primest]

Oh, yeah! I'm absolutely wonderfuWHAT DO YOU THINK?!

[VIDEO]

[jazz_musician]

[He takes one look and-]

PFFFFFFT-HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHPRIMUSHELPME-

[And now he's on the floor, doubled over in laughter. He is clearly the best of all bros.]

Re: [VIDEO]

[primest]

...

Thanks a lot, Jazz.

[video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Oh, he's a little... nervous. Decapitation and all, but...]

Have your friend(s) here take you to a medic immediately.

Re: [video]

[primest]

[Don't worry! He's fine, the neck connection does not leak at all although ... you probably don't want to see the state his body is in.]

No-one anywhere near me right now is my friend.