[Audio] a little bit of back dating

[glass_secret]

Has everyone stopped acting crazy so that we can get back to whatever passes as normal around here? Yes? Good.

Just F-Y-I, what I said about wooden soldiers? Yeah, you can completely forget everything I said. I highly doubt they will making an appearance here. If they do, I will be very surprised.

[That whole post is actually embarrassing now that she looks back on it. Most of those wood guys are just disembodied heads sitting on shelves in the business office back home.]

[Locked to Blurr]

Blurr, sweetie? I have an idea I want to bounce off of you. You got a sec?

[video] And then there's this loser

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

[Some people, upon discovering they'd been magically uprooted from wherever they were and mysteriously transported to a weird almost-but-not-quite Cybertron against their will, would probably be angry. At the very least they might be annoyed, maybe a little frustrated or panicked. This guy seems to be the exception. He looks a bit puzzled, sure, but he also looks MAYBE a little too calm and cheerful for someone in his position.

Oh, the video's recording! Excellent. He claps his hands together in that 'let's get down to business' sort of way.]


Oookay, from what I understand so far, it's probably safe to assume that you're all pretty used to confused new people popping up from time to time. I think I'm caught up on the basics, so I hope to avoid the whole panicking stage. Actually, everything I've heard so far is pretty fascinating. Just, you know, a little jarring. I have a few theories, but... well, I'll save them for when I have a better idea of what to expect here. The Acolyte I spoke to didn't give me too much information to work with. Well wait... okay, that's not true. I mean, it was pretty informative over all, but there isn't really a whole lot I can do with what they told me other than accept it. I don't like to complain, but it wasn't really all that helpful in a day-to-day life sort of sense.

So! Um. Anyway, my name is Drift. If anyone happens to have any helpful tips for a new arrival, I'd love to hear them. And... I think that's all I've got! Thanks for your time.