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[glacius_passio]

I'm...alive?

Ha ha. That's unexpected. Harpuia? Fafnir? You two alright? I would just hate to be here by myself. How about you, Zero? Are you here or did you manage to escape? I would be terribly upset if you got yourself killed before I could retire you.

Ow...anyone know where a lady can get some repairs around here? My armor is absolutely ruined...and I'm so dusty. I never did get to have that swim in the pool...

Would anyone be so kind as to tell me where I am? Nothing here looks anything like Neo Arcadia.

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[my_own_trope]

And what if you are here? All alone without your comrades?

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[glacius_passio]

Then I guess I'll just have to make do without them. I'm a big girl, I can take of myself.

[my_own_trope]

Just how big?

[glacius_passio]

[what]

What kind of question is that?

The next question woud've been about her Tcog

[my_own_trope]

A pretty straight forward one, I'd think.

[suddenly video!] Starscream you creeper

[glacius_passio]

[Leviathan is just going to switch to video now.]

If you want to know, you should come take a look for yourself.

Is the answer: ... "yes"?

[my_own_trope]

Oh.
You're human.

[Is it just you or does he sound kind of disgusted? Disappointed at the very least.]

The answer is, actually, "hell no"

[glacius_passio]

I just look like I'm human.

[Oh Starscream, you'll never get a Tcog if you keep alienating potential, oblivious allies.]

[my_own_trope]

You aren't very big at all. And if you really aren't human, than what are you then, alien?

[But you look so GROSS and stuff. Like a people]

[glacius_passio]

I'm a Reploid. I'm made to look exactly like a human.

[You're gross.]

[my_own_trope]

For the purpose of infiltration?

[you have no idea]

[glacius_passio]

I assume it's because humans are more comfortable with robots that look and act like themselves.

[my_own_trope]

[pft]

You care about their comfort, why?

[glacius_passio]

Because we were made by them.

[my_own_trope]

Ah. The dutiful slave to her masters.

[glacius_passio]

Oh, do be quiet, you old nag. If you're going to insult me, you should at least try to get some more ammo before doing it so that it actually has enough bite to make me angry.

The Decepticons want YOU!

[my_own_trope]

It isn't an insult; merely the truth if you serve the species. And now my dear, comes the most important question. Do you?

Or do you strive to be more than what you were built for?

And suddenly the recruitment rates for the Decepticons plummeted

[glacius_passio]

Why are you so interested in what I'm going to do?

That's good news since he hates the Decepticons now! :D!

[my_own_trope]

Why not be interested? We have so much in common, you and I. Namely, we've both had attempts made upon us to be brought low by that same vermin of a species.

:D!

[glacius_passio]

Maybe so. But I don't hate all humans just because one of them is psychotic.

And don't call them vermin.

[my_own_trope]

My dear, it's so much more than one.

Ah. A sympathiser.

[glacius_passio]

I've only had trouble with the one.

I've protected humans my entire life, I don't exactly have much of a reason to change that.

[my_own_trope]

And now you find yourself here.

Might be time to find yourself a new job.

[glacius_passio]

Maybe. You sure seem to be interested in what I do, so why don't you give me some suggestions?