[Video - Solus Temple] New Opening!

[deadlydoctor]

[Get out your popcorn, mechs, ladies and gentlemen because you are getting a show to watch. And who’s hosting that? Why yes, your two less favorite medics. Barricade is black, while Knock Out is the red text.]

Ehem. [Knock Out sports a huge grin and looks pretty darn proud of himself, meanwhile Barricade is leaning against a berth with his arms crossed, a smirk on his face.]

It came to our attention that keeping all your medical resources as well as all your doctors in the same place at the same time is the worse idea anyone ever had since Starscream decided that stiletto heels were trendy.

[Knock Out could recite a long list of bad decisions that Starscream made, but that's neither here nor there.] We would like you all to be the first to know that the new clinic is currently open.

Don’t worry, we’re still in Solus’s temple – just in a different spot. Now with our facility you’ve got one-stop shoppin’ f’r all your upgrade needs. And if someone happened to pop your arm off and beat you with it, we’d be happy to re-attach it and get those nasty dents out. Even touch up your paint.

Now, time for a virtual visit.

[Knock Out pats the head of the droid holding the camera gently and it starts moving around the clinic for people to see how it looks. Flonne smiels and waves at the camera when it walks past the reception desk.

There's a ridiculous amount of pristine walls and white floors, and the space is big. Way bigger than it was intended to be at first, sorry Solus, Knock Out got a bit trigger happy when it came to knock down a few walls.]

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[tearsofsteel]

[Clever, guys. Real clever. Albert can't help but chuckle at Barricade's arm comment.]

You'd be surprised how likely getting beaten with my arm was.

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[adamndoctor]

Not bad. Of course, it's greatly lacking in supplies, rooms, and space for organics, but... I can work with this. [sigh]

But, hey - can't a human get an office, too? You big robots selfishly hogging all the room. And I know you've empty space.

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[deadlydoctor]

Excused you, we have plenty of rooms and we are working on the supplies. It's not like the main clinic has them in abundance.

[The organic part, though, he can not deny.] I'm sure that organics would go see another organic if they they need medical help rather than come to us.

...You want your own office. Here? With us? [They do have empty space they can use but Knock Out wasn't expecting that sort of request.]

[namesnotprowl]

[Barricade flashes a grin.]

You'd be surprised how often I've seen that exact scenario. Luckily, there's folks here who can fix that.

[Namely, him~]

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[namesnotprowl]

T'be fair, we do take up a lot of room, what with being upwards of twelve feet tall and all. But if you really wanna work around the pair of us rather than in the main medbay, I'm sure arrangements could be made.

[Barricade appreciates your boldness, good sir!]

[tearsofsteel]

It's the folks who could fix it back home I'd be more worried about.

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[redshirtrobot]

Oh, you've opened up the clinic! It looks really nice.

[Not that Fracas hadn't seen it already.]

[namesnotprowl]

Oh? In a 'they would probably reattach it in the wrong spot' way, or a 'boy I sure do miss them' way?

[deadlydoctor]

[They take pride on their wits.]

You and Starscream, what a pair. What are going to do with you two?

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[deadlydoctor]

Of course it does! Where you expecting anything less than perfection?

[Shhh, that's a secret.]

[tearsofsteel]

Let me tell you how much I miss them.

[tearsofsteel]

That's the million dollar question, isn't it?

[namesnotprowl]

To be fair sometimes y'just can't tell, first time someone mentions folks.

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[redshirtrobot]

Well, since you were involved, I guess I couldn't expect otherwise, huh?

[He knows, he knows.]

[tearsofsteel]

That's true, but sometimes you feel like the world would be better off without some people's help.

[namesnotprowl]

Truth. The well-intentioned can be some'a the most troublesome folks. Luckily there's folks that'll clean up the mess... usually.

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[my_own_trope]

What are you implying about my legs, Knock Out? [ >:{ ]

[deadlydoctor]

If you ask me, I think you are hopeless.

[Locked]

How's the you-know-what working? It's not giving you any problems, isn't it?

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[deadlydoctor]

Oh, nothing at all, sir. [のωの It's not like he was staring or anything.]Just that, perhaps, those are rather unconventional.

[raceme]

Getting your arms cut off is something that happens, is not like we do that on purpose. [>.>;;;;]

Nice clinic, Barricade.

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[deadlydoctor]

[You please him, Fracas.] Exactly. I'm glad that you can appreciate greatness when you see it.

And how are you doing after your change?

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[adamndoctor]

I don't place the blame of the lack of supplies on you people, if that is what you're thinking.

Some place to do my work that isn't my quarters would be nice. Though since you've both moved out of the old clinic, I suppose I have room in there now.

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[adamndoctor]

I'm pullin' your leg, kid.

I trust you'll refer all organic patients that come to you to me. It's not a demand so much as logic and common sense. I doubt Knock Out would care to fuss with a human anyway. But I should be able to set something up in the old medbay.

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[namesnotprowl]

The way you call me kid is absolutely adorable, darlin'.

Of course I'll send them t'you. Afraid I don't many other organic doctors around here... and I'm not well-versed enough in human medicine to do anything about a sprained ankle, let alone worse.

[namesnotprowl]

Well, aside from the person doing the cutting, right? Especially if their intention is to beat you with it after.

Thanks, Blurr. Been working on it f'r a while.