[Video - Solus Temple] New Opening!

[deadlydoctor]

[Get out your popcorn, mechs, ladies and gentlemen because you are getting a show to watch. And who’s hosting that? Why yes, your two less favorite medics. Barricade is black, while Knock Out is the red text.]

Ehem. [Knock Out sports a huge grin and looks pretty darn proud of himself, meanwhile Barricade is leaning against a berth with his arms crossed, a smirk on his face.]

It came to our attention that keeping all your medical resources as well as all your doctors in the same place at the same time is the worse idea anyone ever had since Starscream decided that stiletto heels were trendy.

[Knock Out could recite a long list of bad decisions that Starscream made, but that's neither here nor there.] We would like you all to be the first to know that the new clinic is currently open.

Don’t worry, we’re still in Solus’s temple – just in a different spot. Now with our facility you’ve got one-stop shoppin’ f’r all your upgrade needs. And if someone happened to pop your arm off and beat you with it, we’d be happy to re-attach it and get those nasty dents out. Even touch up your paint.

Now, time for a virtual visit.

[Knock Out pats the head of the droid holding the camera gently and it starts moving around the clinic for people to see how it looks. Flonne smiels and waves at the camera when it walks past the reception desk.

There's a ridiculous amount of pristine walls and white floors, and the space is big. Way bigger than it was intended to be at first, sorry Solus, Knock Out got a bit trigger happy when it came to knock down a few walls.]

Comments

[tearsofsteel]

[Clever, guys. Real clever. Albert can't help but chuckle at Barricade's arm comment.]

You'd be surprised how likely getting beaten with my arm was.

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[adamndoctor]

Not bad. Of course, it's greatly lacking in supplies, rooms, and space for organics, but... I can work with this. [sigh]

But, hey - can't a human get an office, too? You big robots selfishly hogging all the room. And I know you've empty space.

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[redshirtrobot]

Oh, you've opened up the clinic! It looks really nice.

[Not that Fracas hadn't seen it already.]

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[my_own_trope]

What are you implying about my legs, Knock Out? [ >:{ ]

[raceme]

Getting your arms cut off is something that happens, is not like we do that on purpose. [>.>;;;;]

Nice clinic, Barricade.

[treacherous_widow]

Nice space. I may have to stop in sometime to check it out for myself.

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[notyourblueangel]

Huh. Impressive, guys.

Next invasion of mechanoid centipedes, I know where to go afterwards.

[Yeah, there's some wry sarcasm - mostly for you, Knock-Out, you seem to like that kind of thing - but still genuine.]