[video]

[rednotbluethx]

[Hello, everyone. This is Frenzy, and welcome to Jackass.]

[Frenzy is currently sitting in a rusty old grocery cart. The front is padded with dirty, flat pillows, a blanket full of holes, and a stuffed animal rabbit that looks like it went through an incinerator, tied together and in place with frayed ropes. The cart is tipped forward, pointed down a very steep, long hill, kept back only by a bungee cord anchoring it to a heavy rock.]

[Frenzy shoves a safety helmet on his head. It's made for human adults, but it's large enough. It's also a lovely shade of neon pink. He finishes strapping the helmet into place and finally acknowledges the camera with a big grin and thumb's up; it's a semi-tight fit in the cart, and he reaches over, fussing with the bungee cord before finally untying it from the cart's leg.]

[And off Frenzy and the cart go. There's a lot of whooping and shouting as the old thing bounces and rolls at insane speed down that very fierce drop. Faster and faster, with Frenzy's hands thrown in the air like he's on a roller-coaster, dropping them only to steer or keep the cart upright the few times it jolts to the side.]

[It is not a terribly long ride. The cart speeds onward from the drop and then violently crashes into one of the police headquarter's walls. The sounds of impact are enough to make one wince and grimace. The padding did nothing, and the cart flips forward as it caves in, ejecting Frenzy; Frenzy hits the wall with his entire body, head first, cracking the helmet deeply, before falling back, rolling a few feet on the ground, and then standing. He promptly sways before catching his balance; rubs the cracked helmet then grins at his device, which has managed to capture all of this near perfectly.]

Slag! I don't even feel a thing! [A big big smile] Rate it a 10 or I'll cut off yer afts.

Comments

[eternallove]

Oh my gosh, Mister are you all right?

[Because clearly there's a chance he's not despite his claims.]

[rednotbluethx]

Of course I'm all right! Dinnit ya see me!? [he does a full circle for you!] I barely feel a thing! ... I think I wanna do it again, infact!

[eternallove]

Well, yes I did see it Mister and it was really neat how far you flew and how fast you were going...I guess it's like how demons like to beat one another up, so I guess you doing it again isn't that bad of a thing.

[Still though!]

But if you did get injure I'll try and help if you want; even if I don't really know if healing magic works on you.

[rednotbluethx]

I'm fraggin' fine. An' "magic"? Pssh. That's jus' a bunch of scrap.

[eternallove]

Magic is real though Mister. Because that's what I use when I have to fight something.

[She's starting to think she actually does have to light something on fire before people will start to believe her and this claim.]

[originaldragoon]

If we are rating on stupidity, then yes, it is a ten.

[rednotbluethx]

Oh, it's you. The buzzkill fleshie. Y'know, you could try doin' this yerself. Maybe it'll help loosin' ya up.

Into fifty parts.

1/2

[flashdrive]

...

2/2

[flashdrive]

...[Slow. Clap.]

Wow.

Just...WOW.

[rednotbluethx]

Thanks, Autobutt. Think you could do better?

[flashdrive]

I think a blind turbofox could do better, buddy.

MEANWHILE, IN PROWL'S OFFICE:

[fun_police]

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MEANWHILE, FRENZY OUTSIDE PROWL'S OFFICE

[rednotbluethx]

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[Video] I'm kind of assuming the crash left at least a mark on the wall, hence TC's comment. XD

[notyourblueangel]

[And . . . this is TC cracking up.]

I don't know if I should arrest you for vandalizing police property or just haul you to the nearest clinic to get your processor defragmented.

Yup! :D

[rednotbluethx]

Neither. I can take care of myself, an' it's not like you could catch me or anythin'.

Hey, why don'tcha try doin' this with Warp? I'm pretty sure you'll have lots of fun!

[notyourblueangel]

[He's still snickering.]

Pit, Frenzy, you do realize that if Warp and I did that, we'd not run into things, right?

[He doesn't want the power for himself – he had enough taste of that with a mix-up shortly after he arrived back when – but he'll be the first to admit to its numerous uses.]

[rednotbluethx]

What's the point? Didn'tja see me? I totally nailed that wall an' I ain't hardly feelin' a thing or nuttin'!

1/2

[raceme]

[Blurr's in his office, wondering what the heck just happened.]

2/2 > Action

[raceme]

[He goes out to see what was all that commotion.

He finds Frenzy.

He's less than amused.]

Have you blown a diode?! We are trying to work here!

[action]

[rednotbluethx]

[And Frenzy is just kind of layin' there on his side, propped up on one elbow, the helmet half hanging from his head, scratching at his nose and smiling.] Sittin' on yer diodes counts as "work", huh?

[action]

[raceme]

I was doing paperw...I don't have to explain you anything. [HUFFS. He calms down after a second, though.] You could have broken your neck joint.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out is slow clapping.] Okay, I was going to give you an 8 but...that shade of pink? With your paintjob? 6.8

[rednotbluethx]

Yeah, well, I ain't said scrap about yer little antlers, loser.

[deadlydoctor]

My what?

[rednotbluethx]

[He points to the sides of his head] Those pointy little things that make ya look like a dorkwad.