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All Spark, it's pretty much nonstop chaos around here lately, isn't it?

[And yet, someone can't help but sound amused.]

Funny, how the 'bot you all assumed was a... horrible loose cannon or whatever you were calling me, hasn't done one damn thing. Isn't it?

I mean, all I've done is run my mouth, and here, your "Defense force"? They're going around torturing bots.

Wow I bet your face plates are hot right now, huh?

[Sideswipe. Stop. Talking. You're not helping.]

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Is that a challenge?

Here I thought you were coming for me already, since I know all about you and the Ferrari.

If you keep talking about your made-up scrap? Yes, I will.

Made up scrap? Like the list of Autobots I can rattle off that get along with me, or like the nickname Mirage gave you?

Excuse me?

I didn't stutter, Sideswipe.

I don't care.

Answer the question.

What were you having the problem with? My Autobot pals or the nickname Mirage uses for you? 'Cause I got both.

The fact that you seem convinced anything he does is your business.

Funny. I thought it was about you and him.

Together.

Nothing the Autobots do is your business.

You can try and ooze your way into their good graces all you want. You're always going to be nothing more than a murderous grunt who couldn't keep up with the rest of your kind.

I don't care who you think you are, or who you've convinced some poor sap you are.

Get out of my face, don't you dare assume you know anything about me, or any of my kind. It's not funny, it's not endearing, it just makes you sound pathetic.

Mm. I would find the hypocrisy funny, but it's just kinda sad.

Protip, kiddo? You don't want folks assuming who you date? You don't make it obvious on a live public feed. And don't threaten to behead the ones that figure it out.
It just makes it stand out more.

I'm not dating anyone.

And that's no damned excuse for butting in where you're not needed.

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