[Video | Megatronus' Temple]

[projecticeman]

[Look at this gorgeous face that's come over the link. Isn't he just friendly looking?

Especially as he holds the head of an acolyte in his hand, the being's body crumple at his feet. He turns it over a bit, studying it, before a low growl escapes him and he allows it to drop, focusing on the link as his claws curl into a fist.]

I find myself at a loss as to how I have returned to Cybertron and how the planet itself has recovered from the state it was once in.

[Not that he's complaining of course.

The growled words melt into a satisfied sound as he scoops up the comm device, turning to start for the exit of his quarters.]

Decepticons, report. I want to know everything that has taken place here on this planet. And what still needs to be done to ensure Decepticon rule

Comments

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[adamndoctor]

Now what the Hell was that for? You're here because of a rip in time and space spanning various dimensions. None - or at least, most of us - asked to be here, but we're trying to cope. And the last thing we need is a walking pile of knives having violent temper tantrums.

[video]

[projecticeman]

Ah--a human.

How nice.

[Interesting that humans could apparently survive on Cybertron now.]

Hm, what is it that you humans say?

Ah yes.

Seize the day.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

So, you know what a human is. God bless the humans who had to put up with a kid like you in their universe.

Carpe diem, my ass. Maybe it's not illegal in your universe, but here, you are punished for murder. And while the acolytes may not get you in trouble, you keep acting like this, and I'm sure you'll find your Firstforged appearing at your door one day and kindly pulling you aside for a little chat.

[video]

[projecticeman]

...You humans always feel to need to lecture others don't you? So much more could be accomplished if you stopped talking.

No wonder the Autobots are so fond of you.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

Maybe if you listened, you'd wise up. Not everythin' can be solved using fists and nuclear warheads, for Christ sakes.

[video]

[projecticeman]

Oh? And just how do you suggest things be solved then? By talking others into boredom?

[video]

[adamndoctor]

I'm a doctor, not a peace negotiator, but you must be kidding if you honestly think there is no other means of resolution except violence.

[video]

[projecticeman]

Tell me of a time when said other means have worked and not allowed for war to break out again and I will gladly consider your suggestion.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

So war has been completely helpful? You've been fighting for, what, millions of years? Yes, I can see how this would be the most useful out of everything you may have thought of.

And you're in a new universe and new world now. Maybe diplomacy is worth the shot? Is that something you could consider? Maybe? Well, doesn't matter. I'm sure you'll do just fine trying to kick up dust and start a war here.