[VIDEO | Vector Prime's temple]

[primest]

[What a surprise: Sentinel’s angry. The acolytes are pottering around in the background of the video, having been shouted at and told to frag off. Clearly, any information they had to offer had fallen on, ah, deaf audios.]

Ugh, is there anyone around here who isn’t a useless maintenance drone? These things are swarming all over the place and I haven’t been able to get a straight answer out of any of them!

I’m a Prime; we’re supposed to get better treatment than this!

[He scowls into the camera.]

Anyway, any Autobots in the immediate vicinity report directly to me. I want to know what’s going on and, uh, where I am.

[This is about as polite as you’re going to get from him.]

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pun overload i'm going to cry

[primest]

Primus, help me. You're so funny I forgot how to laugh.

Oh, I don't know. Maybe being second in command? None of the other Primes have that privilege. [Imagine the biggest shit-eating grin you can. That is the grin Sentinel currently has plastered over his face.]

What gave you away? The fact you're fragging annoying and don't know when to stop bugging someone who isn't interested in your company.

[SICK BURN. Must... resist... snapping fingers... in z formation.]

/handles handkerchief . I live to please 8]

[deadlydoctor]

Don't worry, just keep your chin up. I'm sure that one day you will remember how to do that.

[Pff, second in command. Starscream is that. Knock Out clearly doesn't look all that impressed.] And who's your boss then? For the record, how many Primes are out there? 2? 7? 53? [Yes, those are all Prime numbers. Knock Out can be this geeky if it's for a pun.]

It doesn't work like that in my world, as far as I know.

Aww...Flattery will get you everywhere, Chinderella. Playing hard to get, uh? [Too bad he wasn't offended, quite the opposite.]

Re: /handles handkerchief . I live to please 8]

[primest]

[Oh Sentinel. You're so easy to rile up - and pretty obviously so. While he's not yet shouting, it's pretty obvious he's having trouble trying not to punch/throttle Knock Out - with the concern of what the reaction the denizens of the temple might have to physical violence being the only thing stopping him.

Not that he'd succeed, or probably even cause damage!]

Yeah, well... your paint job is ugly!

[He dims his optics, releases a short burst of air from his vents and pinches his ... whatever that is between his optics. This Prime thing sure is getting tedious!]

Enough that it's a big deal. [He didn't catch the prime number joke. Sentinel isn't stupid, but his strong point is more paperwork, not math.

He decides to ignore that last comment. Getting with a Decepticon? Ew.]

ahdgakjda I love that emote and that icon

[deadlydoctor]

[If he manages to punch Knock Out throw the comm link the Decepticon would be impressed. Since breaking the laws of physics doesn't seem possible so far Knock Out will still try his best to make Sentinel lose his cool.]

Please. If you are try to insult me say something that doesn't sounds like such blatant lie. My paint job is perfect. [He scoffs.]

I can see that all of you is about big. Specially your jaw. [Shame on you Sentinel, missing such a great joke.

You just got an official new nickname, Chinderella.]

it's my favourite one :3

[primest]

[I didn't realise this was a video! Sentinel's rage can break the laws of physics, with quantum power that emanates from his chin.]

I'd rather not lower myself to your level with petty insults. [Too late for that! Oh, hypocrisy, you're the only one that understands him.]

Yes, thanks. My chin is ... noticeable. Thank you for pointing out something I've known since I was sparked.

And it's normal in my universe. I assume ... heh. Whatever you want to call that shade of red [He saw a bot with the same shade exiting a brothel in a more seedy part of Iacon, once.] is something that passes in your universe?

Funny how things are different.

[Where's Starscream when you need him? Or better yet, Optimus? No doubt, Knock Out would be more interested in the one with the bigger chin?]

It's great のωの

[deadlydoctor]

[Oh yup, since Sentinel posted with video KO replied as video too. My bad for not specifying. Count on sentinel's chin to be able to break the space-time continuum.]

It's utterly adorable the way you frown when you are upset. [It's like talking to Starscream, Autobot version. A really weird concept.]

You are very welcome. And there's two different shades of red, mind you, but I don't expect uncultured bots to notice that. [He should mention that to Knock Out one day, just to see his reaction.]What's wrong with it? I look dashing.

((ooc: Pff its' okay, no worries))

Re: It's great のωの

[primest]

I'm not adorable! Stop... stop hitting on me!

[So easy to rile up. So, so easy.]

Two shades? What, ugly and try-hard? [So much for 'not sinking to his level.']

Besides, I thought Decepticons preferred purple.

[deadlydoctor]

See? You are proving my point.

[No, he'll never stop.]

The red on my chest it's a shade darker. [So not bothered.]

I am not like most Decepticons out there, in case you haven't noticed already.

[primest]

[He dims his optics and vents heavily, deciding not to lead KO on anymore than he already has.]

What, the fact you have a car alt mode? Don't most Decepticons work together in the air, or something?

Were you so terrible at flying they forced you onto the ground?

[Decepticons are very rarely protoformed with coding to adapt to a ground alt mode back in Sentinel's 'verse. Seriously what is up with this red 'Con???]

[deadlydoctor]

[Oh, KO has enough fuel already to mock you until the end of time.]

Have you seen earth cars, blue eyes? They're a thing of beauty, unlike their insipid flying vehicles. Those have no class at all. Me, on the other hand...

[Knock Out points to himself. How can you not think his design is magnificent?]

[You don't want to know, Sentinel.]

[primest]

Yes, Decepticon. I've been to Earth.

They're boring. Earth is incredibly dull. That said, I am not surprised in the least that you're obsessed with them. They fit your personality to a T.

[VERY EASILY. Sentinel chooses not to mention he's still in Earth mode from being on Earth when pulled through the Lambda.]

[deadlydoctor]

The name's Knock Out, I told you already.

Boring? Not so much when you know how to have fun. Humans are irritating as the pit, I'll give you that.

[Oh boy, the day Knock Out figures that...]

[primest]

I know.

Irrita- wow. You're the first mech to agree with me on that. Always getting in the way and complaining about their gross organic functions.

[Shudder.] Stupid planet.

[deadlydoctor]

Then use it.

What can I say? Many of the mechs here had adopted the vermin as pets, it's utterly disgusting. [Knock Out makes a disgusted face.] Ugh, those.

Indeed.

[primest]

[Knock Out may be an annoying Decepticon, but Sentinel sure does like how he agrees with what he says!]

It looks like a universal constant for Autobot teams to keep them around.

As an Autobot, I want to protect life. Doesn't mean I have to like certain races.

[As second in command, he should but these prejudices aside. But, lol.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Someone should tell Sentinel that is a bad thing when a Decepticon agrees with you.

But shhhhm, let's not ruin themagic yet.]

Sometimes I'll never understand, they cause nothing but trouble and they're so small. You need to be careful not to squish them. [Do you know how hard is to clean blood from the wheels?]

Can't blame you, really.

[primest]

[He made a deal with Lockdown, I doubt having a minor agreement with a Decepticon is something that would faze him.]

Right? When I visited Earth I had to be constantly aware of their ugly pet in case I stood on it by accident, and their police force kept getting in the way of our sweeps.

Not to mention Optimus taking it upon himself to protect the planet just made it another target for the Decepticons. I'm sure they realised if they really wanted to put a spanner up the Elite Guard's aft, all they had to do was constantly attack a planet that was officially under our supervision.

The who situation was a mess, and Optimus is a moron for fixating on being 'heroic'.

[Because Sentinel doesn't do that either? Right?? Haha, no.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Good point. Sentinel's common sense is debatable at best. That's good for Knock Out.]

Let me guess, it was some sort of little kid? Autobots just love those. They're ten times more annoying than the adutl one. [Les dangerous too, at least.]

That's Sweet Rims for you, always playing the hero and making things worse.

[primest]

[As long as it benefits him, I doubt he cares. And he enjoys people agreeing with him, so there ya go.]

Exactly. Must be a universal constant or ... whatever. It's stupid either way, letting something that fragile and annoying around when as a race, we're ten times biggest than them at least.

Sweet Ri- oh. Ew.

[deadlydoctor]

[So does Knock Out. This is either the start of something wonderful or something awful. Or maybe both.]

It's a pity that now those are around this planet too. [Even if a few of them aren't so bad. Knock Out keeps that to himself, though.]

[primest]

[My vote goes for both. They will be Those Assholes.]

How ... fortunate for them that Cybertron has a breathable atmosphere.

[deadlydoctor]

[Yes. And none of them would admit that they like to spend time with each other criticizing everyone and being mean girls.]

Unusual, isn't it? The one in my world is toxic for them, I know that very well.

[primest]

[The worst friends, who go on misadventures which usually involve one or both of them in the medbay. They should have a sitcom.]

The Cybertron in my universe - thank Primus - has never had an organic set foot on it. I assume it's toxic, though. All the better to keep them the Pit off a planet where no-one wants organic contamination.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out belongs in the medbay, that's a fact. Sentinel can be the one who always gets hurt, he doesn't want to get his paintjob ruined. And boy, the day Knock Out figures out that he can behead him and not kill the guy. He till take his head and go everywhere with it like a new purse. Best sitcom ever.]

Consider yourself lucky. In mine the Autobots brought them along. Surprising, uhm? As if we didn't had enough with the scraplets being everywhere.

[primest]

[Jokes on you, Sentinel will probably just hide behind his shield if things go south! Although, knowing his luck, it will not be very long before KO figures it out.]

[Shudder.] If the Autobot team on Earth even thought about bringing their organic pet onto Cybertron I'd have them all court marshalled for endangering the general public of Cybertron. That, and she's REALLY annoying.