[Video] [TRANSMISSION ORIGINATING FROM: JUNKPILE]

[youhavebeenswindled]

[The feed opens to a cheerful looking Swindle relaxing on a chunk of metal, apparently totally at ease with being transported to another dimension and losing almost everything he owns. Oh yes, it's unfortunate that he's lost all of it, but there's no point in dwelling on it right? Time to move on to new things and adapt to the situation.]

Greetings Autobots, Decepticons alike! The name's Swindle, and I'm here to make you an offer! I am aware that many of you may have lost a weapon or two upon arriving in this marvellous world, and I'm perfectly willing to offer you a replacement weapon... for a price of course. I can also do weapon repairs for anyone who needs them, so I hope I can prove to you my devotion to good customer service in the future.

But this is not just a business call! Since we're all in this together, why don't you tell me a little about yourselves? I love meeting new people, and how often can I say I've met others from a completely different dimension? This goes for you organic types too!

[Besides, it's more beneficial to him to be friendly with everyone than enemies. Now if he had a Megatron to hide behind, things would be totally different.]

Comments

[patokichi]

[This guy is really sketch. Deckerd makes a note to keep an eye on him. Seriously. "Swindle"?]

Don't you think we should be concerned with more important things than arming ourselves?

[youhavebeenswindled]

[Swindle is an angel, and he has the bounty to prove it.]

It's a dangerous world out there, I personally think that everyone should be armed. For their own safety of course.

[And not Swindle's own benefit.]

Now, I'm sure there's something I can do for a fine bot like yourself.

[patokichi]

Hnn. I'm not really sure that should be a priority, but I suppose that is my own concern.

[WATCHING YOU.]

I don't need any weapons. However if you have any gasoline, myself and my colleagues are low.

[youhavebeenswindled]

Well, what is a world without weapons, am I right?

[He pauses to mentally go over his inventory.]

I'm... afraid I don't have any gasoline, but I'll be glad to look around for you. I'll let you know if I find any.

[And you'll have to pay for it once he does.]

[patokichi]

A better place, probably.

[Yeah we aren't going to be close friends, probably.]

I appreciate it, truly.