re_alignment | [Video] [TRANSMISSION ORIGINATING FROM: JUNKPILE]

[The feed opens to a cheerful looking Swindle relaxing on a chunk of metal, apparently totally at ease with being transported to another dimension and losing almost everything he owns. Oh yes, it's unfortunate that he's lost all of it, but there's no point in dwelling on it right? Time to move on to new things and adapt to the situation.]

Greetings Autobots, Decepticons alike! The name's Swindle, and I'm here to make you an offer! I am aware that many of you may have lost a weapon or two upon arriving in this marvellous world, and I'm perfectly willing to offer you a replacement weapon... for a price of course. I can also do weapon repairs for anyone who needs them, so I hope I can prove to you my devotion to good customer service in the future.

But this is not just a business call! Since we're all in this together, why don't you tell me a little about yourselves? I love meeting new people, and how often can I say I've met others from a completely different dimension? This goes for you organic types too!

[Besides, it's more beneficial to him to be friendly with everyone than enemies. Now if he had a Megatron to hide behind, things would be totally different.]

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I'm a fan of home-made explosives myself actually, but I'm sometimes too busy to work on them. If I find the necessary supplies, I'll let you know and you can do your thing, how does that sound?

Works for me. Not sure what you'd be interested in return, but I guess it's case-by-case, huh.

I'm sure I can think of something, but we can talk payment when I have everything I need.

Sounds like a deal, Swindle. Hope ya don't live up to your name, or things could get pretty messy.