[Video] [TRANSMISSION ORIGINATING FROM: JUNKPILE]

[youhavebeenswindled]

[The feed opens to a cheerful looking Swindle relaxing on a chunk of metal, apparently totally at ease with being transported to another dimension and losing almost everything he owns. Oh yes, it's unfortunate that he's lost all of it, but there's no point in dwelling on it right? Time to move on to new things and adapt to the situation.]

Greetings Autobots, Decepticons alike! The name's Swindle, and I'm here to make you an offer! I am aware that many of you may have lost a weapon or two upon arriving in this marvellous world, and I'm perfectly willing to offer you a replacement weapon... for a price of course. I can also do weapon repairs for anyone who needs them, so I hope I can prove to you my devotion to good customer service in the future.

But this is not just a business call! Since we're all in this together, why don't you tell me a little about yourselves? I love meeting new people, and how often can I say I've met others from a completely different dimension? This goes for you organic types too!

[Besides, it's more beneficial to him to be friendly with everyone than enemies. Now if he had a Megatron to hide behind, things would be totally different.]

Comments

[not_halfbaked]

[Korra nods.]

Thanks. I'll have to think about it some [and if she goes through with it, draw up designs of what she wants, probably something like the firebender armor she wore for her firebender test] and get back to you on that. [She frowns.] Especially since I don't really have anything to offer you right now.

Trashed, huh...? Then they can probably be fixed.

[youhavebeenswindled]

Well, I could always use some help sorting through the junk yard if you care to use that method of payment. I've found several intriguing things so far, so it'll be an interesting experience at least.

We might even be able to find you a vehicle for you to drive around in. Out of curiosity, can you drive?

[Swindle happens to know that this isn't a skill all humans have.]

[not_halfbaked]

Oh? What kind of stuff did you find?

First time I drove I parked straight into a lamp...so, no, I don't really know how to drive. Was hoping to figure it out though.