re_alignment | [Video] :: Location

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✘ star wars | r2-d2

[Video] :: Location - Junk Pile

[The cylindrical droid in white and blue with the silver-domed top twitters and beeps a greeting. He goes on for a while in typical Binary, then pauses. Oh. Right. He should probably put that through in Basic since Threepio isn't here to play translator.

His image vanishes, replaced by scrolling text.]

[[Greetings; Designation = R2-D2, at your service. Said opportunities for service = Lacking. Inquiry as to open positions for occupation?

R2-series astromech droid, capable in starship repairs, navigational needs and running system diagnostics- well, normally. May need adjusting to local system processes...

...._]]

[A slightly annoyed row of beeps follows that admission. Well, maybe he'll try his hand at splicing soon... That oughta be fun.]

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[Oh, it's you.]

[[Not a part of my programming, although from the looks of it, this place might need one. The trash is starting to build up._]]

[Back at you.]

[Oh it's so on.]

Yeah, just think, people are gonna use you as novelty ash trays.

[[It'd take either some creativity or someone desperate to figure out a use for you._]]

Excuse me, can you even reach anything with those roller blade legs? Tom Servo isn't as immobile as you!

[[Your reference = Lost on me, but I doubt it was important.

It's surprising your design allows for any mobility at all. You appear to have one too many elbow joints._]]