[Audio] Location: Liege Maximo's Temple

[zer0thassassin]

Cybertronians
Or comparable beings:
I would like to spar.

Comments

uhhh, yeah, about that.........

[zer0thassassin]

Yes.

[Look at him not specifying. Look at that.]

s(・｀ヘ´・;)ゞ!!!!!

[raceme]

Good. Then you won't go mad.

[He doesn't need more specifications at least.]

:) ?

[zer0thassassin]

Is that a concern?

T_T

[raceme]

Yes, around here usually is.

not actually as random a question as it sounds...

[zer0thassassin]

Hmm. And cannibals?

[Maybe this planet isn't as unlike Pandora as he'd thought.]

Actually, no, it isn't because.....

[raceme]

...well there's Dirge. I think he's the only one, though.

[Oh, little he knows.]

Zer0's game is kind of messed up, have I mentioned that yet?

[zer0thassassin]

Well, that's a surprise.
They tend to go together,
As far as I've heard.

[Indeed. Not enough cannibals, too many laws about murdering people. A sad day for Zer0.]

I'm starting to notice that. And so is Blurr

[raceme]

I'm not all that _{familiar with} cannibals so I can't really tell. They're common in your universe, I TAKE it?

It's almost as messed up as Zer0 himself! Zer0's kinda 'out there' even for Borderlands.

[zer0thassassin]

Not the universe;
The planet I was last on.
It's notorious.

This conversation will lead to interesting things then.

[raceme]

That must have been hard. Unless you are a cannibal yourself. [Which is a possibility that he's not disregarding.] What was the name of the planet? And what's yours, for what matters. I'm B-L-U-R-R.

Hopefully!

[zer0thassassin]

The world - Pandora,
And I have been called Zer0.
It was no challenge.

[That is not quiiiiiiiiite true, but the cannibalism etc isn't the challenging part. Kazillionaire corporate dictators who want to kill you, that's a little harder.]

Yes~

[raceme]

I can't say I've heard of _{that planet} before. It was always that way? it had cannibals from the beginning?

It's a pleasure, Zero. [Sorta.]

[Anything that wants to kill you is always hard to deal with.]

Sorry, Zer0's ... very to-the-point.

[zer0thassassin]

Not at its current levels.

As I said, it's okay!

[raceme]

Then it means that something happened.

Oh god I'm playing a homicidal five-year-old.

[zer0thassassin]

Duh. No mystery.
Corporate mismanagement -
A boring story.

[Sounds totally boring. Yep.]

asjdha I love it XD

[raceme]

Corporate mismanagement? But...how can someone do things THAT wrong?

[Very.]

Large-scale corporate corruption is par the course in BL2!

[zer0thassassin]

Not worth the money:
Extracting personnel and
Cleaning up toxins.

[You are a boring person, interested in boring things. Zer0 hopes you know that.]

Ah, gotcha. I'm not very familiar with videogames P:

[raceme]

I don't think I would like to visit your world.


[Actually....yes, he knows.]

[zer0thassassin]

You are not alone.
Considered a crapsack world,
But exploitable.

[raceme]

Maybe you will like it here then. What did you do in your world?

Oh Blurr. You do not wanna know...

[zer0thassassin]

Assassination.
Currently, hunting the Vault;
No call for that here!

He always wants to know! ....often he regrets it, though.

[raceme]

We die often enough we don't really need more killers, sir. [MORE. They got enough already.] The Vault is your enemy?

This... this is probably one of those times.

[zer0thassassin]

The Vault is treasure.
Its challenges lie outside -
And perhaps within.

[So, now Zer0 rates a 'sir?' He sees what you did there.]

Probably. He met really awful people, Zero's not yet on the top ten list.

[raceme]

How mysterious. [Blurr uses sir and madam a lot. he switches to sir when he's not sure :U Blurr's polite!]

Is your glyph that one of Megatronus's by any chance?

He'll have to work harder.

[zer0thassassin]

[text] LOL NOPE

[audio]
The first Vault's treasure -
A great disappointment to
Its discoverers.
Ancient alien ruins -
How mysterious indeed!

[It's a good thing someone in this conversation is polite! It's not Zer0.]