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Audio; Transmission from: Nexian Temple
[It's been a while since Strelok was around, offering advice from living like a hobo in Russia or shooting Starscream in the eye to keep himself alive. And the reason it's been a while is because he went on an adventure without telling anyone! Whoops.
But he's back now, and making a transmission. Video, for once. Once of his hands is bandaged, and... is that a plant that's straining to try to snap a small energon goodie out of his fingers? He chuckles lightly.]
Ahh, I bet you missed these more than me, yes?
[He tosses the goodie to the plant, which catches it in its rather huge venus flytrap mouth. He looks to the camera after that.]
Well, I am back from the Badlands now. It was, perhaps, not so bad as it could have been, at least for me. I will be restocking my supplies later though, and if any of the humans need medical attention I can help.
[Locked to Drift, Wing, and the FirstForged]
[He pauses and locks things after a moment. Gonna keep this to a very few people just in case.]
I was able to get a look at the Badlands, while the others were being attacked. You will want to know what I saw, I think.
But he's back now, and making a transmission. Video, for once. Once of his hands is bandaged, and... is that a plant that's straining to try to snap a small energon goodie out of his fingers? He chuckles lightly.]
Ahh, I bet you missed these more than me, yes?
[He tosses the goodie to the plant, which catches it in its rather huge venus flytrap mouth. He looks to the camera after that.]
Well, I am back from the Badlands now. It was, perhaps, not so bad as it could have been, at least for me. I will be restocking my supplies later though, and if any of the humans need medical attention I can help.
[Locked to Drift, Wing, and the FirstForged]
[He pauses and locks things after a moment. Gonna keep this to a very few people just in case.]
I was able to get a look at the Badlands, while the others were being attacked. You will want to know what I saw, I think.
Re: [locked] [yeah it's pretty awesome] [until you run out of people to kill, and then it's sad]
You have seen my shield?
I have several of them.
Guns would be worth less.
[It's a very generous offer from Zer0; he's possessive of those shields.]
[locked] [well it's always sad when you run out of things to shoot, really]
I have plenty of guns, I am afraid. Though for a shield, I might know more about this place than just what I learned in the Badlands on our trip, yes?
[Zer0 is possessive of those shields, and Strelok knows more about Cybertronian than he lets on.]
Re: [locked] [too true]
[Strelok knows exactly what Zer0 wants most right now: sweet delicious information.]
[locked]
[It's shabby and old but acceptable.]
Re: [locked]
[Zer0 is more used to corrugated rooftops on Pandora than anything; he has no room to talk.]
[locked]
[Strelok is not big on going to doctors that aren't his Doctor, but it'll make people calm down about his scrapes and bruises.]
Re: [locked]
The quality of doctors
Is strained on my world.
[Nobody likes your snide cultural references, Zer0.]
[locked]
[And he's totally boss at it. Well. Boss-ish.]
Re: [locked]
The alternative would be
Too horrifying.
"I'm legally obligated to tell you that I ain't a real doctor. ... Who needs a medical license when you've got style? ... Try not to die!"
[The last part is a quick series of soundbytes, including some ambient noises. City sounds and someone knocking on a metal wall; wind rushing and a distant roaring; and finally, very close human screaming that almost drowns out the intended phrase. Something about 'meat puppies?']
[locked]
[Strelok looks a little sly for a moment. He doesn't even know if he should ask about 'meat puppies'. That could mean a million different things as far as he's concerned.]
Though I'm afraid I cannot do that trick with the audio. It is very interesting.
[locked]
Common Pandora hobby;
These are Salvador's.
[no of course Zer0 himself wouldn't make random audio diary recordings, that would be silly.]
[locked]
[Though all of his were written and included a lot of "This place is shit" lately.]