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S•T•R•E•L•O•K• ([personal profile] gtfostalker) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-08-04 08:22 am

Audio; Transmission from: Nexian Temple

[It's been a while since Strelok was around, offering advice from living like a hobo in Russia or shooting Starscream in the eye to keep himself alive. And the reason it's been a while is because he went on an adventure without telling anyone! Whoops.

But he's back now, and making a transmission. Video, for once. Once of his hands is bandaged, and... is that a plant that's straining to try to snap a small energon goodie out of his fingers? He chuckles lightly.]

Ahh, I bet you missed these more than me, yes?

[He tosses the goodie to the plant, which catches it in its rather huge venus flytrap mouth. He looks to the camera after that.]

Well, I am back from the Badlands now. It was, perhaps, not so bad as it could have been, at least for me. I will be restocking my supplies later though, and if any of the humans need medical attention I can help.

[Locked to Drift, Wing, and the FirstForged]

[He pauses and locks things after a moment. Gonna keep this to a very few people just in case.]

I was able to get a look at the Badlands, while the others were being attacked. You will want to know what I saw, I think.
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Re: [locked] [yeah it's pretty awesome] [until you run out of people to kill, and then it's sad]

[personal profile] zer0thassassin 2013-08-08 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Zer0 isn't always a terrible judge of character! And Strelok reminds him a great deal of his fellow Vault Hunters. It's a good thing.]

You have seen my shield?
I have several of them.
Guns would be worth less.

[It's a very generous offer from Zer0; he's possessive of those shields.]
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Re: [locked] [too true]

[personal profile] zer0thassassin 2013-08-08 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Done. Where to exchange?

[Strelok knows exactly what Zer0 wants most right now: sweet delicious information.]
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Re: [locked]

[personal profile] zer0thassassin 2013-08-08 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent. When?

[Zer0 is more used to corrugated rooftops on Pandora than anything; he has no room to talk.]
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Re: [locked]

[personal profile] zer0thassassin 2013-08-08 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
How unfortunate.
The quality of doctors
Is strained on my world.

[Nobody likes your snide cultural references, Zer0.]
Edited 2013-08-08 19:36 (UTC)
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Re: [locked]

[personal profile] zer0thassassin 2013-08-10 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Same on Pandora.
The alternative would be
Too horrifying.

"I'm legally obligated to tell you that I ain't a real doctor. ... Who needs a medical license when you've got style? ... Try not to die!"

[The last part is a quick series of soundbytes, including some ambient noises. City sounds and someone knocking on a metal wall; wind rushing and a distant roaring; and finally, very close human screaming that almost drowns out the intended phrase. Something about 'meat puppies?']
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[locked]

[personal profile] zer0thassassin 2013-08-25 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
'ECHO recordings.'
Common Pandora hobby;
These are Salvador's.

[no of course Zer0 himself wouldn't make random audio diary recordings, that would be silly.]