Cliffjumper (
cliffjumper) wrote in
re_alignment2012-08-08 01:37 am
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[Audio/Video] Totally not compensating for anything, nope.
Absolute glitchin' slag.
[There's more insults than those being muttered over the audio, but they're kept at a lower pitch, and the noises of metal or other items being thrown around obscures some of it.]
One of these days I'm actually gonna get to stay put an' where the slag--- [Either the speaker just stumbled over something, or yanked something out of a pile.] Finally! Ugh. Okay.
[And then have video and a red cybertronian with sensor horns leaning against... a very large cannon (or is he just that small?).]
Any of you find a large sniper rifle calibrated for someone my height before I do, I'd appreciate if you ask me if it's mine.
[Because that thing was made for him, so. And while sniper rifles aren't his favourite weapon, he's picked up the talent and he came here with it... as his found cannon can testify. Cliffjumper grunts and drags a hand down his faceplates.]
Got the basics, blah blah, besides that what is the situation? An' for the information, apparently even TransTech, who proclaimed themselves quite above the rest of us, can't make proper stellar span.... er, space bridges.
[He's not going to assume anyone he knows... from either two dimensions or Axiom Nexus is here. And the real kicker? He has the vaguest impression he sort of bounced briefly into the negative polarity universe before coming here, but he's not sure and that, along with his missing weapons, is just torqueing him off.]
[There's more insults than those being muttered over the audio, but they're kept at a lower pitch, and the noises of metal or other items being thrown around obscures some of it.]
One of these days I'm actually gonna get to stay put an' where the slag--- [Either the speaker just stumbled over something, or yanked something out of a pile.] Finally! Ugh. Okay.
[And then have video and a red cybertronian with sensor horns leaning against... a very large cannon (or is he just that small?).]
Any of you find a large sniper rifle calibrated for someone my height before I do, I'd appreciate if you ask me if it's mine.
[Because that thing was made for him, so. And while sniper rifles aren't his favourite weapon, he's picked up the talent and he came here with it... as his found cannon can testify. Cliffjumper grunts and drags a hand down his faceplates.]
Got the basics, blah blah, besides that what is the situation? An' for the information, apparently even TransTech, who proclaimed themselves quite above the rest of us, can't make proper stellar span.... er, space bridges.
[He's not going to assume anyone he knows... from either two dimensions or Axiom Nexus is here. And the real kicker? He has the vaguest impression he sort of bounced briefly into the negative polarity universe before coming here, but he's not sure and that, along with his missing weapons, is just torqueing him off.]

[Video]
Also he can't help but admire that great big cannon there.]
Well, if I find it I'll be sure to give it back to you~
Mind if I ask about that cannon there?
[Video]
And, it's so very strange, but the tone of voice, and more specifically... the way you sort of remind him of somebody? He doesn't really believe you.]
... Uh-huh. Well, if you do that'd be great.
[Frowning, Cliffjumper glances from the screen to the cannon beside him, and just ignore it if his grip tightens a bit on it.]
Sure. Two-pulse plasma cannon. Bit old-fashioned an' not very fancy, but it does it's work well.
[Video]
He really likes looking at big weapons. And that's the biggest one he's seen so far on this dustball.]
Fascinating!
Looks like it's in pretty good condition. Big too, it must be tough to carry around sometimes.
[Video]
Of course it is. If I couldn't take care of it, I shouldn't have weapons. [Cliffjumper shifts on his feet and then pats the barrel of the cannon.]
An' I don't need to carry it around physically, so it doesn't matter.
[Of course, he doesn't have much space for a lot of other things due to all the (large) weapons he has in his subspace.]