[Audio/Video] Totally not compensating for anything, nope.

[cliffjumper]

Absolute glitchin' slag.

[There's more insults than those being muttered over the audio, but they're kept at a lower pitch, and the noises of metal or other items being thrown around obscures some of it.]

One of these days I'm actually gonna get to stay put an' where the slag--- [Either the speaker just stumbled over something, or yanked something out of a pile.] Finally! Ugh. Okay.

[And then have video and a red cybertronian with sensor horns leaning against... a very large cannon (or is he just that small?).]

Any of you find a large sniper rifle calibrated for someone my height before I do, I'd appreciate if you ask me if it's mine.

[Because that thing was made for him, so. And while sniper rifles aren't his favourite weapon, he's picked up the talent and he came here with it... as his found cannon can testify. Cliffjumper grunts and drags a hand down his faceplates.]

Got the basics, blah blah, besides that what is the situation? An' for the information, apparently even TransTech, who proclaimed themselves quite above the rest of us, can't make proper stellar span.... er, space bridges.

[He's not going to assume anyone he knows... from either two dimensions or Axiom Nexus is here. And the real kicker? He has the vaguest impression he sort of bounced briefly into the negative polarity universe before coming here, but he's not sure and that, along with his missing weapons, is just torqueing him off.]

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[video]

[cliffjumper]

[Shut it, no more than for anyone else. He can fire this cannon without being blown backwards!]

An' I'm pretty sure I could shoot ya outta the sky from half a city away.

[Probably somewhat overstated, but not too much. He's gotten good with the rifle, really. Which he's not sure if it should annoy him or not.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? What do I get if you miss?

[Sorry, stranger. Whirl's crazy, but he also rated as a flight instructor. And if you look at the odds of Wrecker survival and how long he served with them? Yeah, odd are on crazazy.]

[video]

[cliffjumper]

You can have a punch to the optic, if you want. Or, I suppose, some energon of my choice, equivalent of a cube-full.

[He'd give you one of the negative polarity rods he still has with him. Generous, isn't it?]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Nah, let those be the prize if you actually hit me. [Because yeah, laughable.]

If I win, and you miss? I get to shoot you back.

[video]

[cliffjumper]

Yeah, sure.

[Not that he's particularly interested in shooting a random mech - however annoying - just for being rude at him. So the point is moot either way.]

Re: [video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[UUUUUUUUUUNfortunately, Cliffjumper, this is Whirl. And he takes these sorts of things pretty seriously. Because why waste the time flapping your freaky lips (all lips are freaky to him) if you don't mean it?]

You're on.

[video]

[cliffjumper]

[Yeah, well, you might have aggravated him, but he's not (hopefully) going to let himself get dragged into shooting (at) someone with no reason.]

Uh-huh. Forget it. Ain't got a slaggin' reason to shoot ya, so I'm not going to do it.

[Attitude rubs him wrong, and if Whirl was a Decepticon, then probably more than maybe, but at the moment? No.]