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Absolute glitchin' slag.

[There's more insults than those being muttered over the audio, but they're kept at a lower pitch, and the noises of metal or other items being thrown around obscures some of it.]

One of these days I'm actually gonna get to stay put an' where the slag--- [Either the speaker just stumbled over something, or yanked something out of a pile.] Finally! Ugh. Okay.

[And then have video and a red cybertronian with sensor horns leaning against... a very large cannon (or is he just that small?).]

Any of you find a large sniper rifle calibrated for someone my height before I do, I'd appreciate if you ask me if it's mine.

[Because that thing was made for him, so. And while sniper rifles aren't his favourite weapon, he's picked up the talent and he came here with it... as his found cannon can testify. Cliffjumper grunts and drags a hand down his faceplates.]

Got the basics, blah blah, besides that what is the situation? An' for the information, apparently even TransTech, who proclaimed themselves quite above the rest of us, can't make proper stellar span.... er, space bridges.

[He's not going to assume anyone he knows... from either two dimensions or Axiom Nexus is here. And the real kicker? He has the vaguest impression he sort of bounced briefly into the negative polarity universe before coming here, but he's not sure and that, along with his missing weapons, is just torqueing him off.]

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Vector Sigma. You'd think traveling through dimensions that often would play with your neuro-circuitry! Fry your CPU! [ahem] Not that I'm implying anything, of course.

... Of course not.

[Huff.]

Think Hook or Scrapper would've told me if that was the case. Don't think there was anythin' from jumping the second time... Going from my own to the negative polarity universe got me temporal particles an' tachyons in my fields, that's all I know.

[Whatever that means.]

Sigma - Well, at least you don't appear to suffer from temporal psychosis or narcosis, which, in theory back in my universe, would be common of those who experience more than two or so temporal shifts. I'd... highly recommend seeking a medic; have them run a diagnostic scan on you, make sure you're not suffering from temporal radiation or anchored with too many chroniton or temporal particles. That, and to make sure the extra tachyons don't directly conflict with your system regulators.

[HAHA RAMBLE]

[...]

Okay... [Have Cliffjumper staring. It's somehow probably obvious even over an audio-only feed.]

Well, that's all very interesting, an' with this jump, that makes three shifts, but what does all that mean to me?

[Because he's not getting it, except for the part about visiting a medic, that would be hard to not pick up on.]

It means if you're not built or designed for time travel, your CPU can overload with all the energy and information it gathers jumping from one timeline to the next. Your processors essentially scramble alongside your chassis into a temporary state of pure energy; well, some theories suggest. So when you're re-assembled, there are always chances of something getting mixed up. Psychosis would imply your CPU was unable to handle another jump, resulting in your mind poorly patching together all the timelines or universes you've been to into one giant mess that would, of course, lead anyone to delusion, paranoia, and identity disassociation behavior. Narcosis more so effects your motor functions; your neurophysiology, ability to vocalize, your [stops]

[... DARNIT]

It basically means, get checked out by a doc so you know you're not crazy or malfunctioning and the tachyons aren't accelerating any part of your system. As in, you know, suddenly finding your programs running themselves into deactivation.

[ooc: also i'm just sort of laughing at ambulon giving cliffjumper medical advice without cliffjumper knowing this guy was once a decepticon WHOOPS |D]

Edited 2012-08-10 04:06 (UTC)

[Can't be seen, but Cliffjumper's holding one hand up and gesturing to (uselessly) get Ambulon to stop for the love of Primus because this is completely imcomprehensible!]

... Yeah, uh. Okay. [Does he sound slightly flat and dazed? Probably because he is.] Suppose so, though if the tachyons'd have done something to me, they probably would've already... Since they've been in my field for more or less two years by now. Give or take.

[A shrug. Though, considering everything he's always been rather paranoid, so the difference between his normal one and as any possible side-effects of all this...]

You are one truly interesting speci-- mech. But still, my suggestion stands: check in with a medic, just in case. I'd be happy to supply you with the coordinates to a couple facilities, if you'd like.

[He heard that! Slight narrowing of his optics, and it's probably well it can't be seen.]

Yeah, maybe. Apparently got a friend in a medbay 'round here, an'... talked with a Ratchet.

[Does he sound slightly hesitant? Not so strange, really, at least with the context, even if it shouldn't be so slagging hard to disregard the negative polarity Ratchet.]

Anywhere else than that?

[Depending on what'd be said, however, he'd probably be less inclined to go there than buck up and go to this Ratchet.]

((ooc: whoops missed replying to the ooc note last tag. XD And yeah, it IS funny.))

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