cliffjumper: (CJ haz a suspicion - spies EVERYWHERE)
Cliffjumper ([personal profile] cliffjumper) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-08-08 01:37 am

[Audio/Video] Totally not compensating for anything, nope.

Absolute glitchin' slag.

[There's more insults than those being muttered over the audio, but they're kept at a lower pitch, and the noises of metal or other items being thrown around obscures some of it.]

One of these days I'm actually gonna get to stay put an' where the slag--- [Either the speaker just stumbled over something, or yanked something out of a pile.] Finally! Ugh. Okay.

[And then have video and a red cybertronian with sensor horns leaning against... a very large cannon (or is he just that small?).]

Any of you find a large sniper rifle calibrated for someone my height before I do, I'd appreciate if you ask me if it's mine.

[Because that thing was made for him, so. And while sniper rifles aren't his favourite weapon, he's picked up the talent and he came here with it... as his found cannon can testify. Cliffjumper grunts and drags a hand down his faceplates.]

Got the basics, blah blah, besides that what is the situation? An' for the information, apparently even TransTech, who proclaimed themselves quite above the rest of us, can't make proper stellar span.... er, space bridges.

[He's not going to assume anyone he knows... from either two dimensions or Axiom Nexus is here. And the real kicker? He has the vaguest impression he sort of bounced briefly into the negative polarity universe before coming here, but he's not sure and that, along with his missing weapons, is just torqueing him off.]
idle_time: (Same Bat channel)

[personal profile] idle_time 2012-08-10 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Wreck-Gar has even less context, truthfully, for interpreting this all than many of the others. Cybertron is not his world, but the world of his ancestors. He'd never seen it, nor set foot on it, until little more than a couple of years ago. And now he was on a new one.]

Step right up, take a spin, and keep an eye out for the man behind the curtain.
idle_time: (Default)

[personal profile] idle_time 2012-08-11 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Wreck-Gar nods slowly.]

Stay safe out there, loyal viewer.