Cliffjumper (
cliffjumper) wrote in
re_alignment2012-08-08 01:37 am
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[Audio/Video] Totally not compensating for anything, nope.
Absolute glitchin' slag.
[There's more insults than those being muttered over the audio, but they're kept at a lower pitch, and the noises of metal or other items being thrown around obscures some of it.]
One of these days I'm actually gonna get to stay put an' where the slag--- [Either the speaker just stumbled over something, or yanked something out of a pile.] Finally! Ugh. Okay.
[And then have video and a red cybertronian with sensor horns leaning against... a very large cannon (or is he just that small?).]
Any of you find a large sniper rifle calibrated for someone my height before I do, I'd appreciate if you ask me if it's mine.
[Because that thing was made for him, so. And while sniper rifles aren't his favourite weapon, he's picked up the talent and he came here with it... as his found cannon can testify. Cliffjumper grunts and drags a hand down his faceplates.]
Got the basics, blah blah, besides that what is the situation? An' for the information, apparently even TransTech, who proclaimed themselves quite above the rest of us, can't make proper stellar span.... er, space bridges.
[He's not going to assume anyone he knows... from either two dimensions or Axiom Nexus is here. And the real kicker? He has the vaguest impression he sort of bounced briefly into the negative polarity universe before coming here, but he's not sure and that, along with his missing weapons, is just torqueing him off.]
[There's more insults than those being muttered over the audio, but they're kept at a lower pitch, and the noises of metal or other items being thrown around obscures some of it.]
One of these days I'm actually gonna get to stay put an' where the slag--- [Either the speaker just stumbled over something, or yanked something out of a pile.] Finally! Ugh. Okay.
[And then have video and a red cybertronian with sensor horns leaning against... a very large cannon (or is he just that small?).]
Any of you find a large sniper rifle calibrated for someone my height before I do, I'd appreciate if you ask me if it's mine.
[Because that thing was made for him, so. And while sniper rifles aren't his favourite weapon, he's picked up the talent and he came here with it... as his found cannon can testify. Cliffjumper grunts and drags a hand down his faceplates.]
Got the basics, blah blah, besides that what is the situation? An' for the information, apparently even TransTech, who proclaimed themselves quite above the rest of us, can't make proper stellar span.... er, space bridges.
[He's not going to assume anyone he knows... from either two dimensions or Axiom Nexus is here. And the real kicker? He has the vaguest impression he sort of bounced briefly into the negative polarity universe before coming here, but he's not sure and that, along with his missing weapons, is just torqueing him off.]

[ Video ]
[Kind of, anyway, even if there's been similar situations at home. Cliffjumper scowls briefly and then nods.
A nod which then turns into something of a hesitant pause before he continues.]
Had... uh... some other medic implyin' that I should possibly get checked out 'cause I've done this dimension hoppin' before and I've got tachyon and temporal particles in my field from that still, I think.
Not that I know what it means.
[ Video ]
As for examinations... I haven't had much experience with dimension hopping at all, so I can't tell you what those... temporal particles may do to your system. I could give you a scan, though, and see?
[ Video ]
[Despite Ambulon's warnings, Cliffjumper's not sure he believes it... or rather, want to trust a random voice, even if he's a medic.]
Wouldn't something have happened by now if it were gonna do so?
[ Video ]
Certainly a quick scan wouldn't hurt? It's not exactly invasive....?
[
A lot less than, say, a rectal probe, certainly.][ Video ]
[Hey, he's of the same species, you can't threaten alien abduction and rectal probes, Ratchet!]... Fine. [Groaning after a moment of silence, he drags a hand over his faceplates and glares somewhere indistinctly off-camera.]
Where'm I going?
[ Video ]
As your doctor, he will threaten whatever he darn well pleases, you!]I'm in the medbay at Solus Prime's Temple. Shouldn't be too hard to find, but I'm sending coordinates your way as well, just in case.
[ beep boop coordinates yay! ]
[ Video -> action? ]
[ABUSE OF AUTHORITY, good doctor! 8|]Probably kinda hard to find since I just got here... Right, comin' in a few. Just gotta find my way outta here...
[And since he just transformed and sped along the corridors and right out on one of those wide "bridges"..? The distorted video-image that currently just showed his interior became smears of colour and then abruptly clear again when he had to immediately break to not... ahem... pitch over the edge of the bridge.]
... oops. [He doesn't sound very shocked, though.] Okay, I suppose there's some way out of here without flying, but since I don't have to...
[He'll just transform back to root mode and unfold his jetpack. Coming soon~]