[Audio] Zer0 single-handedly horrifies or offends almost every living being in Haven, part one!

[zer0thassassin]

Saw the video
Of which so much fuss was made.
What was the music?


[Yes, he means that video. Yes, he wants to know about the music. (Since it's technically supposed to be Cybertronian rather than Brahms.)]

Comments

Tarn, Stop [Audio]

[songofmypeople]

Which video?

[text] this is from my phone; pretend there's a link!

[zer0thassassin]

[Link]

What a lovely link. Tarn rewatches it a couple times for the music alone!

[songofmypeople]

[There's a pause before the next reply that lasts long enough for the entire video to play through to the end on his side]

Mmm. [He says appreciatively]

The classics truly are powerful pieces, are they not?

[zer0thassassin]

A classic, then? Unsurprising.

Shame about the accompanying video.

[Is he baiting Tarn? ...yeah, probably.]

[songofmypeople]

Traitors do tend to ruin things for the rest of us; that's no surprise. The true shame here is the suicide: messy and hardly worth the music it accompanied.

[Audio]

[zer0thassassin]

So this is your work?

[perma-Audio]

[songofmypeople]

Some seem to think so.

Re: [perma-Audio] jfc zero quit it

[zer0thassassin]

What, do you not know? Or are you just shy?

[songofmypeople]

Now, that's the funny thing about suicide, isn't it? Most would think it self-inflicted.

[zer0thassassin]

Cute. Stupid, but cute.

[songofmypeople]

[He just laughs with that rich voice of his, and plays a bit of music before disconnecting.]

[Audio]

[rungout]

Horrible things just happened and that is what you focus on?

Re: [Audio]

[zer0thassassin]

Torture is boring. The music was not.

Re: [Audio]

[rungout]

Torture is not boring! It's horrifying! What was done to Amubulon--

[He pauses, vents cycling heavily.]

You are being disrespectful.

[Audio]

[zer0thassassin]

I don't see how. The music was tertiary.

[He really honestly doesn't get it. It's not like he's making fun of Ambulon for getting tortured, after all.]

[Audio]

[rungout]

This isn't about the music. It's about what the music accompanied.

[Audio] no, zer0. that's not it.

[zer0thassassin]

That it was boring?
Torture seems less common here
Than on Pandora.

[Audio]

[rungout]

It doesn't matter that it's uncommon. It's the fact that it happened.

[text] Zer0 gives up.

[zer0thassassin]

?

[Video]

[imnotyours]

[Yeah, he's hiding behind audio but Lyra wants him to see her glare.]

You really are an idiot.

[Audio] ...he doesn't get it. XD

[zer0thassassin]

It's not from my universe.

[Audio] oh zero xD

[imnotyours]

...Someone was killed to that music and you like it.

You.

Are.

An.

Idiot.

[Audio] zer0 got something totally different from that...

[zer0thassassin]

Ah, so he did die!
I had wondered how he lived.
Hope the cost was small.

[Audio]

[imnotyours]

....You are so weird and I still hate you.

[Audio]

[zer0thassassin]

I think I'll survive.

[Audio]

[originaldragoon]

Someone was tortured and eventually killed in that video, and all you are concerned about is the music....

Right... Good to know where your priorities are.

[Is it sad that seeing this kind of reaction no longer surprise her?]

Re: [Audio]

[zer0thassassin]

What is there to say
About the torture? Should I
Wail and gnash my teeth?

[What is you people's problem, seriously.]

[Audio]

[originaldragoon]

No, you don't. You do not even have to pretend to feel that way.

Just show a little tact so as not to anger the large number of people who are already angry with the situation as is.

Re: [Audio] harsh zer0, way harsh

[zer0thassassin]

I don't fear blowhards.

[Audio]

[originaldragoon]

Fine. Have fun with the inevitable lynch mob.

Re: [Audio]

[zer0thassassin]

That's what you should be afraid of.

[Audio]

[originaldragoon]

Afraid? They are going to go after the ones who offend the most first. Meanwhile, I am going to be working, trying to prevent what happened in that video from happening again.

Re: [Audio]

[zer0thassassin]

How nice.

[raceme]

Once we arrest the person responsible for that video I will ask her what music they used, just for you. [All the sarcasm. He knows already that Zer0 will ignore it.]

Now, I know your job was to kill people but...you are really this tactless or was this post made so rudely on purpose?

[zer0thassassin]

An eternal mystery.

[Is this going to become a(nother) sassfest? Zer0 is ready.]

[raceme]

Har HA. You will have to live with the despair of not knowing then. What a tragedy.

[Oh yes, bring it.]

But it's good to know that you definitely are this tactless, it gives me something less to worry about.

[zer0thassassin]

Being direct is simplest.

[raceme]

And you are very simple, I can tell.

[zer0thassassin]

Someone going out of his way to insult an assassin is not equipped to assess intelligence.

[raceme]

An assassin who outs himself to a police officer during their first conversation isn't either.

[zer0thassassin]

Why would I hide?

[...Aside from the wanted posters and substantial reward for his confirmed death or capture.]

[raceme]

It's illegal to murder people here and your profession implies that.

[Let's ignore the fact that it happens very often. It's still illegal.]

are you equipped to handle this much sass, blurr? are you?

[zer0thassassin]

Implies?

Damn right he is. He's used to jerk-ish people

[raceme]

Is there a way to murder people without killing them?

(ooc. it's okay, don't worry)

Re: how are they on casual decapitation? Zer0's pretty great at that.

[zer0thassassin]

That would be my question to you.

Funny fact: the mechs from Blurr's canon can get decapitated and not die.

[raceme]

[Blurr rubs his forehead.] Youknowhwat? Nevermind.

Just don't hurt anybody.

Re: Obviously someone needs to fix that for you.

[zer0thassassin]

[text]
ROFLOL

[1/2] Good luck trying. TFA bots are stupidly resilient, they don't die even if you explode them

[raceme]

...

[Zer0, damn it.]

[2/2]

[raceme]

[He's going to ignore that reply because it's not worth it.]

Consider that your first an only warning. [He's so done with people like you, Zer0, you don't even know. After Overlord, Prism and Tarn, Blurr's patience is running thin.]

Now, if you excuse me, I have better things to do; like engaging into proper conversations with mature individuals, not like you probably know what's that.

[And he cuts the feed.]