[Audio] Zer0 single-handedly horrifies or offends almost every living being in Haven, part one!

[zer0thassassin]

Saw the video
Of which so much fuss was made.
What was the music?


[Yes, he means that video. Yes, he wants to know about the music. (Since it's technically supposed to be Cybertronian rather than Brahms.)]

Comments

[raceme]

Once we arrest the person responsible for that video I will ask her what music they used, just for you. [All the sarcasm. He knows already that Zer0 will ignore it.]

Now, I know your job was to kill people but...you are really this tactless or was this post made so rudely on purpose?

[zer0thassassin]

An eternal mystery.

[Is this going to become a(nother) sassfest? Zer0 is ready.]

[raceme]

Har HA. You will have to live with the despair of not knowing then. What a tragedy.

[Oh yes, bring it.]

But it's good to know that you definitely are this tactless, it gives me something less to worry about.

[zer0thassassin]

Being direct is simplest.

[raceme]

And you are very simple, I can tell.

[zer0thassassin]

Someone going out of his way to insult an assassin is not equipped to assess intelligence.

[raceme]

An assassin who outs himself to a police officer during their first conversation isn't either.

[zer0thassassin]

Why would I hide?

[...Aside from the wanted posters and substantial reward for his confirmed death or capture.]

[raceme]

It's illegal to murder people here and your profession implies that.

[Let's ignore the fact that it happens very often. It's still illegal.]

are you equipped to handle this much sass, blurr? are you?

[zer0thassassin]

Implies?

Damn right he is. He's used to jerk-ish people

[raceme]

Is there a way to murder people without killing them?

(ooc. it's okay, don't worry)

Re: how are they on casual decapitation? Zer0's pretty great at that.

[zer0thassassin]

That would be my question to you.

Funny fact: the mechs from Blurr's canon can get decapitated and not die.

[raceme]

[Blurr rubs his forehead.] Youknowhwat? Nevermind.

Just don't hurt anybody.

Re: Obviously someone needs to fix that for you.

[zer0thassassin]

[text]
ROFLOL

[1/2] Good luck trying. TFA bots are stupidly resilient, they don't die even if you explode them

[raceme]

...

[Zer0, damn it.]

[2/2]

[raceme]

[He's going to ignore that reply because it's not worth it.]

Consider that your first an only warning. [He's so done with people like you, Zer0, you don't even know. After Overlord, Prism and Tarn, Blurr's patience is running thin.]

Now, if you excuse me, I have better things to do; like engaging into proper conversations with mature individuals, not like you probably know what's that.

[And he cuts the feed.]