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Heya, losers! Ya miss me? So, how many of you's got tortured or died while I was away?

'Cause while you pansies were sittin' on yer cushy little tooshies, I was out fightin' an' killin' monsters an' pretty much moppin' the Badlands wit' their faces. Totally owned the place. An' if ya don't believe me, talk t'Megatron. The cool one. Not that ugly one or that sissy one or that other one. The cool one.

[He's neglecting to mention how he got beat up pretty damn bad, and a few people, including a human and dumb doll, had to help him out.]

Anyway, I'm all ready gettin' real bored, so how many of you wanna have some fun? Elita, baby, I got a great idea for a date~

[Locked to Tarn]

Hey hey hey!! How come ya went an' tortured an' killed that Ambuloser without me, huh!? I toldja I wanted t'watch! Why couldn'tcha wait? No fair!!

An' I gotcha somethin', too.

[Locked to Zer0]

Hey, ugly. Missin' somethin'?

[Locked to Rung]

How ya feelin', doc? Get yerself patched up after that really scary "monster" attack? I've been worried about you, yanno.

[Locked to Blurr/the police]

Ya find that present I left fer ya in the station yet? 'Cause ya better soon if ya haven't.

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Pffft.

Miss Elita doesn't date losers.

Loser, huh? I'm in a good mood, so remind me t'mark ya down fer a beatin' later.

If yer jus' jealous, ain't no need: I don't bang fleshies. So cry a river an' get over it.

I think it's YOU who's going to get the beating, pip-squeak.

[Kay, you're smaller than he is...]

Jealous? No. It's just I know Miss Elita and she does NOT date stupids like you. She's too smart for that.

Bring it on, skinbag! I'll fry ya with one blast!

[sneer] She didn't tell ya about our little date an' dance, huh?

Your false concern is spark warming, really it is, Frenzy.

And worried about me? Yes, I suppose you would be worried about the individual that you tortured and left to die.

[Why yes, he is saying this nice and outloud because he's not scared of you Frenzy. At all.]

Yer mind goin' or somethin', doc? Ya can't blame jus' anyone on yer failure to fight an' protect yerself. So ya go an' pin the blame on the li'l Decepticon, huh? Wow, what a coward.

You attempts are cute, Frenzy, they are.

Did I ever tell you about the recording device I have built into my hand that I use during sessions to take notes? It comes in quite handy...

[Is he fibbing? Hard to say.]

[HE'LL CALL YOUR BLUFF.] And, what? You goin' t'show it to the police? What do I care?

[Hey, Rung, remember he said if you snitch on him again, he will beat you harder than you've ever been beaten in your life? Yeah. Now, is he fibbing?]

The police?

No.

I had someone else in mind.

[A certain Wrecker that recently reappeared in Haven perhaps? Or maybe Rung's boyfriend who likes to eat sparks. Take your pick.]

It's not 'skin-bag'. It's Kay.

And if I weren't helping out the medical staff right now? I'd kick your sorry butt. Guess it'll just have to wait!

...

You're lying.

[SHRRRRUUUGGGG] It ain't my fault if some big monster whooped yer sorry aft. But, hey. Go ahead an' send 'em. [smiles] I'm sure we'll have loooots of fun!

[Have a smile in return, Frenzy.]

Oh, I'm sure you will.

MY MEGATRON IS TOTES NOT A SISSY SCRAP HEAD!!!

. . . which station, Frenzy? Which quadrant's station? Now.

[No, he's NOT joking and he's NOT in the mood for your usual shenanigans. That's his "I've had it up to my helm vents and you WILL just fragging answer me" tone. He's not even consciously trying to intimidate the Cassetticon. He's just honestly that much at the end of his patience with things right now. Being from the same world, Frenzy would know better than anyone that once Thundercracker hits that point, where he's actually letting it show? . . . he's truly dangerous. ~~That's not to say it'd AFFECT the mech one way or another, just something he'd recognize.~~]

I know where it is --
Lodged somewhere unspeakable
In your tiny form.

The next time I see you I'm arresting you.

[This is Elita briefly hiding her faceplates in the plan of one hand before she straightens up and tilts her helm, giving Frenzy a dry look.]

And what did you hand in mind?

[Asking never hurt anyone, after all.]

Fine! Sticky-bag. That's all I'm willin' t'compromise.

Ha! [snort] Why don'tcha ask Elita herself?

Yea, whatever, ya oversized garbage-guzzlin' scraplet!

[griiiiin] Guess.

Is that any way t'talk to the guy wit' your thingy? 'Cause I could jus' break it an' then come over there an' shove it through yer ugly mask.

Fer what!?

[heeeeey there]

I'unno. Thinkin' 'bout blowin' some stuff up. Wanna join?

I'm thinkin' Alpha Trion's place looks a liiiiittle too big. Maybe we should downsize it a bit, yeah?

You're really that dumb?
The attempt would be funny.
Shall I loot your corpse?

[:| hello, punk]

No, Frenzy. [So. flat.] We're not blowing up anything...

[Elita pauses for a very brief moment and reconsiders. Maybe it'll keep him entertained for a bit---]

Or if we are, certainly not something important. If you want to see things explode, we could go to one of the craters in Nexus Prime's quadrant.

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You needed your daily dose of maturity right?

[Video - Police Lock] Heh, oops, TC's been having a time of it lately, so...

[locked][audio] This can go good or bad! Let's see.

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both are very mature

[Video - Police Lock] aw, poor bb!

[locked][audio] pfft

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[locked] [audio] zer0 goes from standstill to murder in .5 seconds!

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