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[rednotbluethx]

Heya, losers! Ya miss me? So, how many of you's got tortured or died while I was away?

'Cause while you pansies were sittin' on yer cushy little tooshies, I was out fightin' an' killin' monsters an' pretty much moppin' the Badlands wit' their faces. Totally owned the place. An' if ya don't believe me, talk t'Megatron. The cool one. Not that ugly one or that sissy one or that other one. The cool one.

[He's neglecting to mention how he got beat up pretty damn bad, and a few people, including a human and dumb doll, had to help him out.]

Anyway, I'm all ready gettin' real bored, so how many of you wanna have some fun? Elita, baby, I got a great idea for a date~

[Locked to Tarn]

Hey hey hey!! How come ya went an' tortured an' killed that Ambuloser without me, huh!? I toldja I wanted t'watch! Why couldn'tcha wait? No fair!!

An' I gotcha somethin', too.

[Locked to Zer0]

Hey, ugly. Missin' somethin'?

[Locked to Rung]

How ya feelin', doc? Get yerself patched up after that really scary "monster" attack? I've been worried about you, yanno.

[Locked to Blurr/the police]

Ya find that present I left fer ya in the station yet? 'Cause ya better soon if ya haven't.

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[Video] Let's go you little shit B|

[rungout]

Your false concern is spark warming, really it is, Frenzy.

And worried about me? Yes, I suppose you would be worried about the individual that you tortured and left to die.

[Why yes, he is saying this nice and outloud because he's not scared of you Frenzy. At all.]

[Video] OH NO HE'S NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN

[rednotbluethx]

Yer mind goin' or somethin', doc? Ya can't blame jus' anyone on yer failure to fight an' protect yerself. So ya go an' pin the blame on the li'l Decepticon, huh? Wow, what a coward.

[Video] THAT'S OKAY.

[rungout]

You attempts are cute, Frenzy, they are.

Did I ever tell you about the recording device I have built into my hand that I use during sessions to take notes? It comes in quite handy...

[Is he fibbing? Hard to say.]

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[rednotbluethx]

[HE'LL CALL YOUR BLUFF.] And, what? You goin' t'show it to the police? What do I care?

[Hey, Rung, remember he said if you snitch on him again, he will beat you harder than you've ever been beaten in your life? Yeah. Now, is he fibbing?]

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[rungout]

The police?

No.

I had someone else in mind.

[A certain Wrecker that recently reappeared in Haven perhaps? Or maybe Rung's boyfriend who likes to eat sparks. Take your pick.]

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[rednotbluethx]

[SHRRRRUUUGGGG] It ain't my fault if some big monster whooped yer sorry aft. But, hey. Go ahead an' send 'em. [smiles] I'm sure we'll have loooots of fun!

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[rungout]

[Have a smile in return, Frenzy.]

Oh, I'm sure you will.