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[The video starts as a black screen, as something seems to be stepping on the communicator. Voices can be heard; two sound like a mix of confusion and amusement, and the third one is clearly not all that happy.]

It's your fault, honestly. You should watch where you walk if people are testing long range weapons. [The image clears, and Knock Out can be seen putting a knee down on the ground and reaching out to hold what it seems to be... a head. Sentinel’s head, to be exact.] That said, I don’t think this is medically possible.

[There's a quiet, musing hum of thought before a very recognizable, heavily-accented voice comes from off-screen, very clearly belonging to Blitzwing:]

I take it zhese kind of zhings aren't commonplace where you're from? Curious. Cybertronians from our universe haff a tendency to survive far more severe dismemberment than zhis.

[There's a whirring sound, and Blitzwing finally comes on camera, Random grinning down at Sentinel's head.]

Eizha way, it doesn't seem like you haff much of a leg to stand on! Ahahah!

What do you mean "medically possible"?! I don't give a FRAG, how about you two morons get me back to my body and we can... forget this entire thing. I won't even file a complaint to the Police Force about your horrendous misuse of live weaponry.

Or... however it works around here.

[Yeah, that's Sentinel's disembodied head. Luckily (or, perhaps not so) bots from his universe can survive a decapitation, and seeing as the damage his body took from the weapons Knock Out and Blitzwing were 'testing' wasn't enough to take out his spark, they both now have a very angry and humiliated bot - or, well. Part of one - to deal with.]

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Only a Decepticon?

[He frowns even harder. Somehow.]

Start by... not doing that.

Here I'm a cybertronian. We are not at war, are we?

[He's not moving away.] Doing what~?

I guess old habits die hard. Like being a complete aft.

That. Put me down.

Is that what happens to you? [Knock Out's going to pinch one of Sentinel's cheeks, very much in the same way playful awkward grandmothers do to their nieces. Because he can.]

I have no idea what are you talking about. But fine. [There, he's leaving sentinel on the ground and then giving him a 'Now what, genius?' look.]

Hahaaha a hahhah ha h ah a no.

[When KO is done pinching his cheek he sticks his robo-tongue out at you. Bluh bluh]

[After being placed on the ground he kinda just... dims his optics and sighs. This week is going to suck.]

Alzhough you really seem like zhe type who needs to have somezhing done to their body~! Ahaha!

[Blitzwing interrupts helpfully. You can tell he's just been waiting to spit that one out for a while.]

There is nothing wrong with my body!

Apart from... y'know, the damage from the whole... blowing up thing. Go away.

I don't think he meant what you think he meant, Sentinel. [Knock Out smirked even further and wagged his eyebrows.]

We should get him to the medbay, Blitzwing. I need to see if I can fix him up. [Or make it worse.]

[Blitzwing winks at Knock Out before whining.]

But he's so much bettah zhis way, don't you zhink?

Maybe, maybe yes but we should still get him to someplace more private. [Before any other medic or member of the Police Force tries to interrupt them.]Something bad could happen to him.

Aha~ It vouldn't be somezhing he doesn't deserve!

You know each other from your home world...[Knock Out glances at Sentinel and then back at Blitzwing.]...is there any interesting story about you two I should know about?

[whirr~]

Unfortunately, I hadn't had zhe... pleasure of meetingk him in person before zhis place.

I know exactly what he meant. Can we do this without anymore infantile comments?

[No fun allowed: the mech]

Fine, fine...relax. Don't lose your head over this, it's not worth it. [Knock Out smirks because god, that pun was just too easy ~~and awful~~.

Then he picks up Sentinel's head from the floor again and gives him a quick kiss on forehead.] Don't worry, I'm a doctor. I will take good care of you.

[B| Sentinel that's not a way to enjoy life.]

If I have to endure any more of your pit-forsaken head puns then I just might.

[Let's ignore the fact he already has!!]

[He growls - or well, makes a displeased noise - when KO smooches him. Boy he sure does hope that wasn't broadcasted!! Although, given his luck recently it wouldn't surprise him. Glad to hear that Primus exists and seems to strongly dislike him!]

[Oh what an ironic thing to say, Sentinel.

And no, it wasn't broadcasted, he's not that cruel ~~sometimes~~] Time to go home. [And by 'home' he means his temple.]

Aw, fun's over already?

[Random whines, just before Bltizwing's face changes out to Icy.]

Vill you need my assistance, doktor?

For now, yes.

[They need to behave in front of people if they don't want to get in trouble. That way they can do what they please in private.]

I like how that sounds with your accent. Doktor. And yes, of course.

I could say a lot zhings for you.

[He says with a wink, before his face inexplicably switches out to Hothead, who stutters.]

L-let's just go, zhen.

Could you, really? [Knock Out's voice is low and silky. He finds the change to Hotyhead quite endearing. Tsundere much?]

Heh. Alright.

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Re: [Action Thread-jack?] blitzwing you fiend!!

mufufufuf 8D

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@BOTH OF YOU

/blows a kiss

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