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Isaac Clarke ([personal profile] cec_engineer) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-09-06 06:48 pm

[VIDEO | Solus Prime's temple]

I wish I could say being transported to another universe was the strangest thing that's happened to me.

[Despite his initial comment being fairly light hearted, Isaac is frowning.]

Assuming these robots haven't been loaded with the wrong data, I'm supposed to believe I'm on a planet called Cybertron? Can't say I've heard of it before.

[Sigh] At least I'm... safe now. I assume these robots have some sort of defense function - God knows I could use a break.

Anyway, the original broadcast of this video was to see whether I'm alone or not. Spending the rest of my natural life with these mechs isn't really my idea of retirement.
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[personal profile] constituent 2013-09-12 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ She is crossing her arms right back, sir! That is not a story, that is an explanation. ]

Commander of my own ship, I know Saturn's moons.
Forced, extended stay?

Short spoken for a long story you're gonna get. What, were you incarcerated?
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[personal profile] constituent 2013-09-12 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't sound nutty at all.

Sounds like typical government to me.

[ She states this matter of factly. Of course she would; she knows how it feels. Perhaps not to such as extreme level though. ]

Sounds more like being dealt a shit hand, all in all.

[ Shepard wouldn't press on though; she can tell it's not his favorite topic of all time. Well---neither was getting spaced, she was still having nightmares---but she made him a deal. She takes a moment to compose herself. ]

I was spaced after my ship went to tatters being attacked by a Collector ship. So busy making sure everyone else got out just fine that I ate the atmosphere of a nearby planet, Alchera. To be completely honest, I suffocated first; so I wasn't alive for the whole---burning up in the atmosphere part. Thank god.

A multi-trillion credit, anti-alien, pro-human organization spent two years rebuilding me because they thought they needed me.

That's the bare minimum of it though. We'd just gotten through taking care of an alien named Sovereign; a kind of alien known as a 'Reaper', which much of the galaxy thought I was crazy, Reapers are fairytales, but the government gambled on me & decided that the possibility of a Reaper was too much to ignore. Well at least up until I died, then those bastards decided I was a liar.

Collectors, another kind of alien, decided around then to start abducting human colonies; for what, I still don't know. But that's why a pro-human lifer brought my ass back from the dead.
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video; still having flashbacks ugh

[personal profile] constituent 2013-09-12 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, being held hostage for the sake of information. Don't you just love government?

[ She chides, waving off the compliment. ]

Quite the opposite, they pulled their heads out while I was alive, but found their way back in when I died. This...anti-alien organization---Cerberus. They don't work for the government.

[ She shakes her head. ]

I'm not selfless---just a commander. If I'd have left anyone for my own sake, I'm sure my mother would hunt me down and make sure to kill me.

With a lot of money, plastic and synthetics. It's...been a while, I'm sure some of me has grown back into the bone grafts and skin weaves, but I'd still wager a good 85% of me is artificial. Organic, not robotic. Though there's enough hardware in me still to set off a metal detector.
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[personal profile] constituent 2013-09-13 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Sort of. Holding that fact over my head; along with the fact they rebuilt my ship, they've got me on a leash. Two years before I was dropping them outside of installments they shouldn't have had their radical fingers in.

You'd be amazed at what survives a fall through the atmosphere. I'll pass on the compliment.

What's so morally unjust about them?
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video; HOW COULD YOU????

[personal profile] constituent 2013-09-13 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Mine's still not sure I'm alive.

[ She takes a seat on a rock to continue talking, ]

Shit. Well, then I guess we're both glad you're here.
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Video; yeah, permission revoked sir.

[personal profile] constituent 2013-09-13 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Zombies.

[ Did you just say that. ]
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[personal profile] constituent 2013-09-13 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ THIS LOOK, ISAAC. ]
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[personal profile] constituent 2013-09-13 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I just got through telling you I came back to life, you can't seriously think something like zombies would make you look crazy.
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[personal profile] constituent 2013-09-13 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
See, that's the spirit.

[ She shrugs. ]

Zombies got anything to do with body farming you were mentioning?
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[personal profile] constituent 2013-09-13 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I would too, I have a sinking feeling a scandal like that is more your universe than mine.

That---[ Doesn't make any damn sense. Weaponizing a corpse? ]

I'll give you a few pointers. Atmospheric pressure falls pretty high above alien zombies.