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[wheeljackofalltrades]

 [There's no introduction this time. Probably because he's in the medical bay, still getting his arm fixed up. And recovering from Tarn-related injuries. No explanation, no fancy hello.]

We need an armory.

More specifically--I want one.

[Why don't you tell us how you really feel, Wheeljack?]

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[sciencetank]

And where -- pray tell -- are you going to put said "armory?"

[He would totally use air quotes if he weren't shoving things in his lab around. Repairing the Grimlock damage.]

[originaldragoon]

That is not a bad idea. Just need to decide on where to put it.

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[namesnotprowl]

Shouldn't you worry about the arm that's attached to you before worryin' about one attached to the '-ory'?

[YES IT IS THE WORST PUN he doesn't care. Nosy mother-henning medic has been activated.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Hey, you look busy. He wishes he was. You know. With both arms.]

Well why don't I just get up and show you the little lot I picked out just the other day.

[He starts to sit up--only to roll his eyes and slump back.]

I don't know yet, Sarge.

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[sciencetank]

Oh, don't be so dramatic. I'd merely assumed you'd already picked a location.

[That's an entire table you have in your hand, Percy.]

And why is an armory even remotely necessary?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Figured some of you would be all for it.

As for location...somewhere that can't be just accessed by any ol' bot.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Give a moment for that to sink in.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Hehe.

Gotta 'hand' it to ya. Ya got me.

[UGH NO STOP DO NOT PASS GO.]

I'll be fine. Arms fix themselves. Well, arms with Solus's blessin'.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

What else do I got left to do but to be dramatic?

[He's just smiling. And admiring that handiwork.]

Because next time we go against anythin' like that again, I'm makin' sure we handle it. Fast.


...Redecoratin'?

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[namesnotprowl]

Excellent, your sense of humor survived. I was almost worried.

[Ker-grin.]

From what I heard, it was more than just your arm. And even the blessings of demigods can only fix so much. Until you can run outta the temple without help, you're just gonna be stuck with medics like me.

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[neverputincharge]

Agreeing about the need for an armory. Got one weapon I can add to it already, or at least store there.

[It would be nice to have some place to keep that cannon, it's so big.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Takes a lot more than a Phase Sixer to off that, 'Cade.

[But that smile splits even more.]

Well aren't I the lucky one. [His head rests back on the berth, chuckling.]

The way you guys swarm around me.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Figured after the last dance with Tarn we'd need some extra firepower. Yannow, slowly add over time.

I'd be out there finding a spot for it myself--

[He looks to the side, as if a medic is glaring at him from over there, before sighing and resting again.]

Do ya now.

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[namesnotprowl]

[Barricade laughs.]

I'm surprised you can handle all the finger-wagging groupies. I'd go crazy in a week.

I'm sure the armory can be patient enough to wait f'r the swarm to die down a bit.

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[sciencetank]

Reading! Like I suggested earlier.

[He sets the table aside, scowling.]

Provided you're permitted to do so. I seem to remember a good deal of political proceedings prior to the actual operation...

[aka: you're going to get arrested dumbass.]

Sadly no. More... repairs... than anything else.

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[neverputincharge]

Yeah, we can look through the junk yard, see what we find.

[He chuckles a little at the sigh. Trust him Wheeljack, he can sympathize with being stuck in med-bay.]

I can check and look for spots to build it for ya if you want.

...yeah, surprisingly. The thing showed up in a box in junkyard, with my name and a picture of me attacjed to it. Looks like it could do damage too. [He pauses.] Hang on, I'll show ya.

[The picture jerks some as he moves to where ever in their room he's currently keeping it, before he pans the camera around to show the cannon]

[dinnerdate]

We'll all die faster with one of those around, you know.

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[raceme]

That doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually, as long as it has a proper security body to make sure no one goes and decides to start a party on their own.

[Ey Wheeljack, hi. Blurr does't think that you two talked since he died. He keeps his reply to text only.]

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[primest]

Sounds like a good idea, as long as you can keep the ones prone to homicide well away from it. Which is, what, eighty per cent of the population? Ninety?

[He may be a little biased from what was happening when he arrived. And also because he's an asshole.]

[Mostly because he's an asshole.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

I thought we agreed readin' was out of the question.

...

Maybe I just gotta put it where the Police Force is nice and cushy with it. Keep it within eyesight.

...but it's gonna be all mine.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Heh, not a bad bit of advice, sparky.

[There's a soft smirk.]

What if the police force kept it? Give me the keys to the vault, but it's in your house.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[He was waiting for this.]

I could be climbin' the cliffs of Sandokhan and you'd think we'd die faster, Deads.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Well, I figured that since it's mine...

Yannow, I'd get keys to the vault.

[A pause.]


You okay, after everything?

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[sciencetank]

I never agreed to it. That was all you.

... If you ask me to install any security protocols, you're going to owe me.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Pretty sure Red Alert threatened to cut off my leg functions if I didn't stay.

She's...pretty fraggin' convincin'.

[There's a pause.]

Ya know how my patience is.