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[wheeljackofalltrades]

 [There's no introduction this time. Probably because he's in the medical bay, still getting his arm fixed up. And recovering from Tarn-related injuries. No explanation, no fancy hello.]

We need an armory.

More specifically--I want one.

[Why don't you tell us how you really feel, Wheeljack?]

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[sciencetank]

And where -- pray tell -- are you going to put said "armory?"

[He would totally use air quotes if he weren't shoving things in his lab around. Repairing the Grimlock damage.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Hey, you look busy. He wishes he was. You know. With both arms.]

Well why don't I just get up and show you the little lot I picked out just the other day.

[He starts to sit up--only to roll his eyes and slump back.]

I don't know yet, Sarge.

[originaldragoon]

That is not a bad idea. Just need to decide on where to put it.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Figured some of you would be all for it.

As for location...somewhere that can't be just accessed by any ol' bot.

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[namesnotprowl]

Shouldn't you worry about the arm that's attached to you before worryin' about one attached to the '-ory'?

[YES IT IS THE WORST PUN he doesn't care. Nosy mother-henning medic has been activated.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Give a moment for that to sink in.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Hehe.

Gotta 'hand' it to ya. Ya got me.

[UGH NO STOP DO NOT PASS GO.]

I'll be fine. Arms fix themselves. Well, arms with Solus's blessin'.

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[neverputincharge]

Agreeing about the need for an armory. Got one weapon I can add to it already, or at least store there.

[It would be nice to have some place to keep that cannon, it's so big.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Figured after the last dance with Tarn we'd need some extra firepower. Yannow, slowly add over time.

I'd be out there finding a spot for it myself--

[He looks to the side, as if a medic is glaring at him from over there, before sighing and resting again.]

Do ya now.

[dinnerdate]

We'll all die faster with one of those around, you know.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[He was waiting for this.]

I could be climbin' the cliffs of Sandokhan and you'd think we'd die faster, Deads.

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[raceme]

That doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually, as long as it has a proper security body to make sure no one goes and decides to start a party on their own.

[Ey Wheeljack, hi. Blurr does't think that you two talked since he died. He keeps his reply to text only.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Well, I figured that since it's mine...

Yannow, I'd get keys to the vault.

[A pause.]


You okay, after everything?

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[primest]

Sounds like a good idea, as long as you can keep the ones prone to homicide well away from it. Which is, what, eighty per cent of the population? Ninety?

[He may be a little biased from what was happening when he arrived. And also because he's an asshole.]

[Mostly because he's an asshole.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Heh, not a bad bit of advice, sparky.

[There's a soft smirk.]

What if the police force kept it? Give me the keys to the vault, but it's in your house.

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[toguidethem]

If you do get one, do you think I can have a list of the weapons inside?

Just for the sake of organization.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Don't see why not.

You're their little paper-pusher, right? The Police Force's.

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[deceptionshark]

I do hope you plan to share.

[U ready for a sass-off Wheeljack 'cause I'm ready.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Aw, Megatron, you answered him while he's in the medbay? He's so flattered.]

That'd defeat the purpose of it bein' mine.

You of all bots would know what 'mine' means.

[Insert sitcom laugh track.]

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[constituent]

Seconded.

[ Guns? ]

Know anyone else that might wanna get one off the ground?

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[It's good to see this place has some people with brains.]

You look like a human who knows her way around a weapons stash. I've got some connections, but the big question is more 'where'.

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[fun_police]

I see not even near-death could keep you down for too long.

[Hi Wheeljack. That grouch from the police force is still lurking around the med-bay, though it looks like he has all limbs attached this time. He's just got a few dings to attribute to their fun adventure.]

This should not be too difficult to arrange, given the previous incident.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[His head snaps around, towards the source of the voice. He recognizes it from previous broadcasts, but the name's slipping. Either Wheeljack never cared to learn it, or he did and the robot drugs pumped into his system are doing a number on him.]

Takin' everythin' in me not to stand up and walk outta here right now. I'm not about the rest n' relaxation.

...I remember you. Sirens, right?

[Yeah. That sounded good for now.]

I'm glad to see you're all for this.

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[cec_engineer]

I hope you're not planning on making it giant angry robot exclusive.

[He holds up his plasma cutter and fiddles with it slightly before throwing it to the side off screen - where it lands with a clatter] I'm all out of gun and I don't think I'd be able to pick up one of yours.

[What wit!]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Was the original plan, but turns out I got more weapons enthusiasts at about ankle height than I remember.

I can't exactly make your size, so you'll have to either provide and share, or find someone who can provide.