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[engrishdetective]

Hellooooo shades, so glad to have you back on! Much better.

And hello to the rest of you. It seems so long since I had a proper announcement! But I thought I'd clarify for you all since I'm just so helpful.

There's a boy named Yuuta Tomonaga that arrived. He's our Boss. So what I don't want to see are a series of threats or taunts placed on him. Because seriously, that's going to mean a world of trouble! From me, my Max Cannon, and your aft.

Just thought I'd let you know.


[KAGEROU]
And then there's you, new guy. Really, what's the deal. Running off to whine to Drift about us. Glitch, I don't even know you. So next time you have a complaint, why not spill it to my face, hm?



[BRAVE POLICE]
I'm thinking... making a Decker Room is a good idea, hm? It seems our policing will never stop, no matter where we go! What a shame, I almost hoped for a vacation.

But, I'm no construction vehicle. What do you think, McCrane?

Comments

[docbot]

Hmph. If you use that cannon of yours and pass out again, it'll be my foot meeting your aft, Gunmax.

[Which is his way of saying "take care of yourself".]

[engrishdetective]

Mama Ratchet! How I knew you'd pop in and show you cared in your own way.

Hello to you too; how's the doctoring?

[docbot]

I'm not your mother!

And doctoring is... Fine. Still have patients, but at least nothing dangerous is dropping through the Lambda anymore.

[engrishdetective]

You sure act like it. Maybe I should call you papa instead.

I'll try to not end up in your medbay again, then. Give you more work.

[docbot]

How about you just call me by my designation, like I was meant to be called?

I'd appreciate it. No offense, but the less I see of you in my medbay, the happier I'll be.

[engrishdetective]

You really don't like nicknames, do you, Chief?

What if I just visited, hm?

[docbot]

No. My designation is Ratchet, and I like being addressed as such.

And... maybe I wouldn't mind that. Too much.

[engrishdetective]

Chief is an honorable title from me.

I promise to behave and not ride on berths.

[docbot]

... I'll think about it. [AKA: feel free to use it from now on, Gunmax. ]

If you can refrain from surfing on my berths, you are welcome back into my medbay for visitation. But if you get back up on one, I'm throwing you out on your aft. [>|]

[engrishdetective]

Good, good. [He's excited, truly!]

Fair enough. I'll behave for you.