VIDEO;

[engrishdetective]

Hellooooo shades, so glad to have you back on! Much better.

And hello to the rest of you. It seems so long since I had a proper announcement! But I thought I'd clarify for you all since I'm just so helpful.

There's a boy named Yuuta Tomonaga that arrived. He's our Boss. So what I don't want to see are a series of threats or taunts placed on him. Because seriously, that's going to mean a world of trouble! From me, my Max Cannon, and your aft.

Just thought I'd let you know.


[KAGEROU]
And then there's you, new guy. Really, what's the deal. Running off to whine to Drift about us. Glitch, I don't even know you. So next time you have a complaint, why not spill it to my face, hm?



[BRAVE POLICE]
I'm thinking... making a Decker Room is a good idea, hm? It seems our policing will never stop, no matter where we go! What a shame, I almost hoped for a vacation.

But, I'm no construction vehicle. What do you think, McCrane?

Comments

[Private]

[thxforthememories]

...

Who are you?

[Okay, clearly it's one of the Brave Police, but he hasn't seen him before. Or yet.]

[Private]

[engrishdetective]

One of the members of Brave Police.

Don't worry, I had no idea who the hell you were either until someone said something.

[Sure, you might look like Shadowmaru, but he doesn't think you sound anything alike. Call him biased, of course.]

[docbot]

Hmph. If you use that cannon of yours and pass out again, it'll be my foot meeting your aft, Gunmax.

[Which is his way of saying "take care of yourself".]

[engrishdetective]

Mama Ratchet! How I knew you'd pop in and show you cared in your own way.

Hello to you too; how's the doctoring?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What if my aft likes a world of trouble?

[Seriously. What is with everyone and his aft? Perverts.]

[video]

[engrishdetective]

Then you have an unsettling kink. I don't know if it could withstand my cannon anyway, baby.

[Private]

[thxforthememories]

I don't recognize you, and I don't know you either. How can I complain about someone I've never met?

[He pauses.]

I didn't ask anything of Drift. He did it on his own.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Tsh. Empty promises.

Some cop you are.

[Says the ex-cop.]

[Private]

[engrishdetective]

No, but you can complain about the team, couldn't you.

Sure he did! You only mentioned that you had some kind of history, then he went on a little verbal rampage of justice. It was cute.

[video]

[engrishdetective]

Is that a challenge?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He shrugs.]

Probably not. You don't sound like you've got anything interesting enough to do to me, anyway.

[video]

[engrishdetective]

Probably not! Hardly even know you, so I can't see expelling unnecessary effort.

Re: [video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Heh. Now how do you expect to make new friends with an attitude like that?

[Because Whirl is making friends ALL OVER THE PLACE. If by 'friends' you mean people who have 'shoot on sight' orders for him.]

[video]

[engrishdetective]

I'm very satisfied with what I've got. Why, are you looking to buddy up or something?

[patokichi]

Ah. I was just getting used to you without the visor, too.

[Someone sounds chipper.]

[engrishdetective]

Tch! C'mon. I look way less cool without it.

[He's noticed. Gunmax is far more relieved than he's going to admit to you.]

[patokichi]

I like it! But I suppose whatever makes you happy.

And I think a Decker room would be a wonderful idea!

[docbot]

I'm not your mother!

And doctoring is... Fine. Still have patients, but at least nothing dangerous is dropping through the Lambda anymore.

[Private]

[thxforthememories]

I have my reasons.

I told him the truth. That the Brave Police were sent to capture me, so that I would be killed. What he did after that was his own choice.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hey I thought you were, with all that stuff about my aft.

[video]

[engrishdetective]

Baby, I don't even know what your aft looks like yet. Don't brag!

[engrishdetective]

What about it is so likable...

Well, so glad you approve, partner.

[engrishdetective]

You sure act like it. Maybe I should call you papa instead.

I'll try to not end up in your medbay again, then. Give you more work.

[Private]

[engrishdetective]

Uh-huh.

That has nothing to do with me. So thanks for getting me involved.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Trust me. It is irresistible. [Want a look? LOOK AT IT. It's so perfect and pointy. and obviously recently repaired]

It's not bragging if it's the truth.

...Baby. [You insulting him? Fine. Right back at ya!]