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[engrishdetective]

Hellooooo shades, so glad to have you back on! Much better.

And hello to the rest of you. It seems so long since I had a proper announcement! But I thought I'd clarify for you all since I'm just so helpful.

There's a boy named Yuuta Tomonaga that arrived. He's our Boss. So what I don't want to see are a series of threats or taunts placed on him. Because seriously, that's going to mean a world of trouble! From me, my Max Cannon, and your aft.

Just thought I'd let you know.


[KAGEROU]
And then there's you, new guy. Really, what's the deal. Running off to whine to Drift about us. Glitch, I don't even know you. So next time you have a complaint, why not spill it to my face, hm?



[BRAVE POLICE]
I'm thinking... making a Decker Room is a good idea, hm? It seems our policing will never stop, no matter where we go! What a shame, I almost hoped for a vacation.

But, I'm no construction vehicle. What do you think, McCrane?

Comments

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Trust me. It is irresistible. [Want a look? LOOK AT IT. It's so perfect and pointy. and obviously recently repaired]

It's not bragging if it's the truth.

...Baby. [You insulting him? Fine. Right back at ya!]

[video]

[engrishdetective]

Hmm, it's got a lot of... point to it. But oh-so new and polished, it seems.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

It's an aesthetic.

[He likes big words. ]

Yeah, well you know. When you've got an aft like mine, everyone wants a piece of it.

[Or...many pieces of it. Like shrapnel.]

[video]

[engrishdetective]

Or wants to shoot it, it seems. I don't know how impressed I am yet.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hey, you gonna blame me because blocky butt Perceptor got jealous of this fine piece of engineering?

[...probably.]