[Video] [Transmission originating from: Somewhere in the Junkpile]

[aerospacecommander]

Greetings.

For those who have the misfortune of not knowing who I am -- my name is Commander Starscream.

All Decepticons will report to me as I am rightfully your leader.

Any Autobots who wish to jump ship from the losing side are also welcome to my brigade.

Everyone else -- well, lets just hope you come to your senses in good time.

Comments

[voice]

[automobile_enthusiast]

Well you don't look much like the Starscream I know, but let's just say he doesn't set a very promising precedent when it comes to the the whole 'rightful leader of the Decepticons' thing~.

[aerospacecommander]

And who is it you'd rather follow then? Megatron? Don't tell me you're another one of his lapdogs.

I always find it a pity when everyone cowers and and bows to the mech whose head is shaped like a bullet.

[automobile_enthusiast]

It's closer to a bucket, really, and I have to say I know I winning prospect when I see one. I gave Starscream his chance, of course, but... [He trails off and just tsks.]

[aerospacecommander]

However, as you already stated ...

I'm not your Starscream.

But if you'd like to take a chance with the rest of those here ... well ... I hope that works out for you.

[automobile_enthusiast]

Mm, you almost make it sound like you think you can get us out of here~.

[aerospacecommander]

You have no idea what I can do.

But since you aren't interested, that doesn't really matter.

[automobile_enthusiast]

Nope, I can't say that I do. What I do know is that you seem to like to boast, and, well, words alone don't mean that much, do they~?

[aerospacecommander]

Perhaps.

I guess you'll just have to wait and see.

Wow, RUDE

[my_own_trope]

[No comment. But. You know he can read this right? Way to encrypt your replies, Knock Out.]

[automobile_enthusiast]

[HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE HERE YET. It's going to be an uncomfortable realization.]