[Video] [Transmission originating from: Somewhere in the Junkpile]

[aerospacecommander]

Greetings.

For those who have the misfortune of not knowing who I am -- my name is Commander Starscream.

All Decepticons will report to me as I am rightfully your leader.

Any Autobots who wish to jump ship from the losing side are also welcome to my brigade.

Everyone else -- well, lets just hope you come to your senses in good time.

Comments

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[aerospacecommander]

Tch.

I'm surprised my visual receptors haven't shattered from looking at you.

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[engrishdetective]

Really? Is that all you got? What am I supposed to say to that? Oh no, my crippling self doubt! Maybe I really am ugly! Boohoohoo.

Get real. I know what's hot -- and you're not. Try again, Screechums.

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[aerospacecommander]

You just apparently have really bad taste.

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[engrishdetective]

I think you're speaking for the wrong robot here. But it's soooo cute that you're trying to insult me.

Go on.

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[aerospacecommander]

You are definitely going on the hit list.

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[engrishdetective]

I feel horridly threatened already.