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re_alignment2013-11-21 07:30 pm
nobirds) wrote in re_alignment2013-11-21 07:30 pm
Entry tags:
first test ; text/video ; ctrl+alt+delete
[ The feed fizzles back on, static filled and lined with a few bits of stray binary, leaking out onto the screen. Soon it's blank, and only shows an orange display. For a moment, there's only text.]
>> SYSTEM @ 67% CAPACITY. SYSTEM COMPROMISED. PLEASE ADDRESS._
[ That can't be good. It stays that way for a moment before something or someone, starts to cough and sputter over the audio feed. ]
Well isn't this just great.
[ The monotone voice doesn't carry much in the ways of tone, but what it does, tells the receiver that this person is mildly annoyed. The text that follows is indecipherable, before one string of it finally makes sense. ]
>>DIAGNOSTICS RESULTS;
>> DRIVERS...CHECKED
>> PROCESSING...3 ERRORS FOUND.
>> OPERATIONS PANEL...CHECKED
>> MOBILITY...16 ERRORS FOUND.
>> API CORE DATA...2349 ERRORS FOUND.
RECALLING LAST KNOWN DATA AT TIME OF CRASH...
>> COMPLETE.
howdoesthis_work.exe
829383.exe
system405.exe
transferprotocollist.exe
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY AGAIN?
[ This day couldn't get any better, could it? The female voice sighs dramatically. howdoesthis_work.exe. The moron. ]
Just when you think things can't get any worse. They can. There's even a scientific law dedicated to it. It's a cold hard fact of science; if things can get worse, they will. That is until you've hit proverbial 'rock bottom'. When everything has gotten worse, and physically, there is nothing else that can go wrong, because everything already has. That's about where I'm at right now. They all told me where I was. But I won't let anyone less than a specialist put their little fingers where the artificial light doesn't shine.
So. Is there anyone specialized in micro hydraulics systems sitting around here?
I can't move my legs.
[ In fact, she can't move much at all. ]
>> SYSTEM @ 67% CAPACITY. SYSTEM COMPROMISED. PLEASE ADDRESS._
[ That can't be good. It stays that way for a moment before something or someone, starts to cough and sputter over the audio feed. ]
Well isn't this just great.
[ The monotone voice doesn't carry much in the ways of tone, but what it does, tells the receiver that this person is mildly annoyed. The text that follows is indecipherable, before one string of it finally makes sense. ]
>>DIAGNOSTICS RESULTS;
>> DRIVERS...CHECKED
>> PROCESSING...3 ERRORS FOUND.
>> OPERATIONS PANEL...CHECKED
>> MOBILITY...16 ERRORS FOUND.
>> API CORE DATA...2349 ERRORS FOUND.
RECALLING LAST KNOWN DATA AT TIME OF CRASH...
>> COMPLETE.
howdoesthis_work.exe
829383.exe
system405.exe
transferprotocollist.exe
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY AGAIN?
[ This day couldn't get any better, could it? The female voice sighs dramatically. howdoesthis_work.exe. The moron. ]
Just when you think things can't get any worse. They can. There's even a scientific law dedicated to it. It's a cold hard fact of science; if things can get worse, they will. That is until you've hit proverbial 'rock bottom'. When everything has gotten worse, and physically, there is nothing else that can go wrong, because everything already has. That's about where I'm at right now. They all told me where I was. But I won't let anyone less than a specialist put their little fingers where the artificial light doesn't shine.
So. Is there anyone specialized in micro hydraulics systems sitting around here?
I can't move my legs.
[ In fact, she can't move much at all. ]
video
video
Your vocal processor is damaged.
Some temple. Liege Maximo.
I fell.
Far.
video
No, my processors is -ju-st- fine, miss. I always speak this fast.
Alright, I will see what I can do. He's not present right now, none of the Firstforged are, but perhaps you will get to know him some day.
It was an accident or someone pushed you?O
Re: video
I already have someone wrist deep in my central unit. I'll probably be up before you can say "Found you."
video
That's ...good. I guess.
I'm BLURR, might I know your name?
video
A fat lunatic weakened my facilities catwalks a while ago.
I fell through one.
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
But you can call me GLaDOS.