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[Audio - video: Vector Prime's temple]

[Despite waking up in a strange place, having no idea how she got there, Cindy remained calm. Wouldn't be the first time she was knocked out and taken to an unknown location after all. At least she wasn't tied up this time. Even seeing the giant robed robot didn't phase her much. It wasn't until the Acolyte finished explaining the her current situation that she had an outburst, not realizing that the audio recording to her Link device was on. Better cover your ears kiddies.]

OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!

[Yep that's a woman's voice coming in over the Link. Needless to say she doesn't sound very happy. A few seconds later, the video feed comes on and there is the source of that voice turns out of be a young blonde woman, who indeed looks pretty mad.]

According to tall, dark, and robed here, I just got dumped onto some strange planet that isn't Earth. Admittedly, not the strangest thing to happen to me, but by far the most inconvenient.

Someone please tell me that they're working on a way of getting us back home. Bad enough that I've been tattooed against my will and the only clothes I have are what's in my luggage, but if I miss Fashion Week I'm going to be royally pissed. The only plus side so far is that the tattoo isn't a tramp stamp and the gold looks pretty damn good on me.

[She gives a frustrated sigh. Considering how strange the situation she's in is already pretty bizarre, she guesses she can get away with telling who she really is.]

By the way, the name is Cinderella. Cindy for short. And if you happen to know a story that involves a glass slipper, then yes, I'm that Cinderella.

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Oh, joy. Another organic.

[have an equally pissed off looking robot glaring at you through the screen, cindy]

Yes, you're on another planet and you probably will miss whatever 'Fashion Week' is. No, you can't go home. No-one can.

Oh, joy. Another jackass.

[That glare is returned Sentinel~]

I have to deal with enough of those back home. Guess it was too much to hope that I wouldn't have to here.

Hey, I tried to help.

[he makes a dismissive wave at her]

No, it's ok. Just be an obtuse glitch. You'll fit right in.

If being helpful is to start off sounding disgusted by what the person is you are trying to help, then bravo, you did a fabulous job.

[Here, she even gives you a slow clap for your effort.]

Personally, I rather be a big bad bitch. So you can keep the obtuse glitch title all you want. I'm pretty sure you're quite good at it, sweetie~

[there's a not so subtle optic twitch]

It's hard not to be disgusted with you gross organics getting your greasy hands over everything.

[he shrugs at that] You have an awfully low criteria for this... 'big bad bitch' title.

[She just grins at that twitch. Oh it's going to be fun talking with you~]

That's being a speicist, sweetie. Not the most flattering thing to be I might add.

[Shrugs a little.]

What can I say? I don't want to put in too much effort to earn a title.

Hm? Sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you. The sound of me not caring is starting to get rather deafening.

[he pretends to fiddle with his audios]

Then it's not a real title, and you're stupid.

Says the Chinchilla who doesn't recognize sarcasm and thought I was actually being serious about a made up title.

[She shakes her head some and goes tisk-tisk]

You could have put in more effort to come up with a better comeback then saying I'm stupid.

[he scowls. like, genuinely scowls when she makes the pun. he's heard SO MANY since he got here--]

Seeing as your comeback was a pathetic jab at my frame, I think I was right. What next, you'll point out my colouration? Organic intelligence is truly amazing.

[That's because it's so easy to make those puns]

And you are making assumptions based on my species, meaning you're by far no better.

Not exactly setting the prime example for robot intelligence, Chinchilla. I at least keep my jabs to one individual at a time.

What assumptions did I make? I'm not seeing any.

[twitch twitch twitch] Don't. Call. Me that.

Oh the whole greasy hands and organic intelligence thing. How are those not assumptions?

[Grins~]

Hmmm nope. I think I'll keep calling you that. It's fitting and it pisses your off.

Observations, more like. If the intelligence thing had been an assumption, I'd have implied you were stupid.

[...that's exactly what you did, sentinel]

Really? I'm part of the police force here. Wouldn't it be a shame if you ended up in a cell for harrassment.

Oh sweetie, you need to start carrying a recorder with so you can actually hear what you are saying.

[she arches a brow.]

You? A police officer? That's a riot. If that's the case you're obviously the kind to abuse power if you think name calling is grounds for arrest.

And even if it is grounds for arrest then I just landed in a dictatorship, and I'm going to give you all kinds of hell. I escaped one dictatorship before, like hell I'm going to roll over and act nice for another one, Chinchilla.

Incredible, and just moments before you were reprimanding me for not recognizing sarcasm!

[except he was sorta being serious sentinel trying to fall back and save face isn't your strong suit]

You're not in a dictatorship. Just a tiny colony chock full of homicidal maniacs and Decepticons.

Uh huh, right.

[She notices and doesn't buy it.]

Thus meaning you're the kind of cop who tries to intimidate people just because you have a badge. So, I'm going to be calling you Chinchilla for the entire duration of my stay here~

You're really intent on keep a grudge, here. Aren't you?

Primus, one little joke and suddenly you're up my aft about power abuse! Are all humans this paranoid about authority or is it just you?

Maybe. You should learn better manners when making a first impression if you didn't want one, Chinchilla.

Where I'm from I've seen way too many cases of abuse by those in authority. It's not something to joke about.

Your opinion has been noted. Disregarded.

[he shrugs] Me too, but there's no point being so sensitive about it.

Might as well get used to it. Like I said, a tiny colony where most of the members are psychotic.

And the grudge will continue, Chinchilla.

If that's the case, you should know better about making such jokes. They are in very poor taste, and should only be reserved to be used by the uncouth and uncivilized.

An overly sensitive organic. Colour me surprised.

[man he could not be more lineface if he tried]

I don't know what I expected from something that'll expire after a century.

Considering I'm a few centuries old, I doubt one more will do me in.

Not all organics are the same, Chinchilla~

Oh, good. Maybe you won't be here for too long after all.

[wow, dude]

Really? You're exceptionally average considering the organics I've already met. Snarky, arrogant. Let me guess: under that tough exterior lies a spark of gold?

You're boring.

Oh sweetie, you see, what I am makes me semi immortal. I'm not going to go anywhere anytime soon.

Well, you got the snarky and arrogant part right, but I also have an amazing sense of fashion~

Of course I got it right. You're boring and predictable.

What exactly are you?

Edited (i forgot to change his icon ahfhsgshsf) 2013-11-22 22:23 (UTC)

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