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[uknowuwantmebaby]

[So...getting disintegrated by Four.

That was a thing...and being a weird xenomorph ripoff, that was a thing too.]

So...that happened.





You know, the afterlife is REALLY boring. So, guess all religions are wrong, even atheism!

Anyway, how are you guys doing? Cause anything I said a few ago? Totally wasn't me.

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[mccrane]

I had been wondering.

Are you alright now?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

More or less.

I mean, I died, but it wasn't too horribly scarring.

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[glass_secret]

Afterlife? Wait... You mean you were dead?

You have got to be joking.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

I am, but that doesn't mean it's not true.

Also ho-ho-ho-helooooo.

[Crow no this is not the time to flirt.]

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[glass_secret]

Right... You're strange, and that's a lot coming from me.

So, what's you're name?

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

You're blonde and that's a lot coming from me.

You can call me Crow T Robot!

[megaton]

Are you still a Decepticon?

[The real important question.]

SORRY FOR THE LATE

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[UHHHHHHH.

This guy was important wasn't he?]

Uh...technically, yeah. I mean, we're still winning, right?

[deadlydoctor]

I can't remember much of it, to be honest. [The afterlife, he means.] How did you die?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

There's not much to it, really.






Uh...Four.

[deadlydoctor]

Four what? Someone shot you four times?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yes that's exactly--NO THE LITTLE DOLL SHE BLEW ME UP!

[deadlydoctor]

Oh then in that case...

What did you do to her? She's not even armed.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I might have tried...eating her.

[deadlydoctor]

Ah.

Well..that...*happens*...sometimes! [Not bias here, not at all. Is not like he was trying to eat people. Or is</> now that he's back to being a zombie.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah, you'd be surprised how many times bad things happened.

Like when Hugh Beaumont was the fourth horseman of the apocalypse.

[deadlydoctor]

Accidents, I'm sure.

I thought the fourth was Miley Cyrus. [If you are going to say absurd things, so can he. Two can play that game, Mr. crow.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...did you mean Billy Ray Cyrus?

[Crow is from the nineties, his pop culture knowledge isn't eternal.]

[deadlydoctor]

Who, again?

[And KO's his pop culture knowledge only cover the latest fashions.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You knoooow 'Achey Brakey Heart'?

[deadlydoctor]

I never heard of it. Are we still talking about music?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

The less you hear of it, the better.

[deadlydoctor]

[Said veeeery slowly.] O....kay.

Anyway, are you going to get back to Four for killing you?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Naw, not really.

She still owes me a kiss anyway.

[deadlydoctor]

...

You aren't kissing Four. [Because he says so >B(]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

But she owes me! She said so!

[deadlydoctor]

If case you haven't noticed, she doesn't always make the best decisions.

You are not kissing Four. [And that is it.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Maybe an eskimo kiss?

[deadlydoctor]

What's that?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Bumping...

[Oh god.

No one has noses.]

Face tips together?

[deadlydoctor]

[Nope. Knock Out doesn't understand those things.]

You meant head bumps?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...yes?

[deadlydoctor]

Four is too small for you to head bmp her.

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[notyourblueangel]

You're back.

[Darn? But far from surprising...]

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Back and larger than life, baby.

I mean, you'd think the Badlands would get me, but nooo...

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[notyourblueangel]

[He snorts.]

You had plenty of people around you in the Badlands. So...what happened?

[He /kind/ of knows from Four, but...why not?]

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Um...not really sure!

I mean I guess I tried eating her...and then she sorta blew me up!

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[notyourblueangel]

IDEK . . .

  Care to back up and start at the beginning?  Why did you try to eat her?

 [Considering this was about Four, he should probably be more upset and protective . . . but considering this was regarding Crow, he's having a hard time being worried for her, honestly.  Sorry, Crow.]

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well...I guess the pillar turned me into my friend Timmy...well he was my friend until I realized he was a psycho and we jettisoned him out--and I turned into him!

And so I guess I went after Four and when I jumped, she vaporized me!

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[notyourblueangel]

…I see.  [Nope, not really, but…whatever.]  You're all right now, though, I take it?

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah, if you call coming back from the dead alright.

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[notyourblueangel]

Well, you don't seem much the worse for wear, anyway.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

And you look just the same, so let's call it even.